cloggy saint

It was a foul but It's pretty much a given that when a player starts slapping the ground in pain, he isn't really in pain.

I'd be delighted to get a point from this but think we'll come away empty-handed.

Nah, James Corden is white and doesn't play for Forest.

When you're as good as City then any draw will always be favourable.

Not really.

I know right? Ralph is probably the first manager in history to field a weakened line up in a cup game against lower league opposition.

Not really, he doesn't specify if it's a tap-in, 30 yard screamer, header etc etc. Sloppy.

'Big' Ange? 🤔

Move over Liverpool, there's a new victim in town.

Jumping the gun a bit there, do we even know details of what Siggurdsson has done?

The over use of 'to be fair'. It gets trotted out all the f**king time and mostly the user is neither being fair nor unfair, just making a statement.

Can't get too excited about a move for Johnstone. He's a decent enough keeper but hardly a major upgrade on what we already have, and to call him an England international is stretching things a bit.

You mean his last couple of seasons in the PL with Bournemouth.

Apparently Milan are sniffing around for a loan deal.

What makes you say he became 'Billy big bollocks'?

I was onboard until you wrote that.

That figure is across his managerial career. Don't get me wrong, I don't give a crap who the Everton manager is but 'horrific' seems a bit OTT.

Why's that? His win % is 55, not too shabby.

Because the English love to get wound up about petty things that really don't matter.

Got a link? I can't see anything on BBC sport website.

Any keeper called Savin' has to be worth looking at. Like a striker called Scorin'.

Uh-oh, that'll make them angry.

Time to lube up ....

Whatever people's feelings towards Newcastle, for the good of our position I'd rather they got the points today than Leeds.

What's the criteria for earning the fabled name of 'Big'? Koeman is 5' 11" so I'd have thought 'average' would be more suitable.