What happened in your life to make you the way you are? Were you bullied at school? Did Mum & Dad not hug you? Maybe a woman (chick) broke your heart at a young age? Have you considered opening up and sharing? Maybe the good people of Saintsweb can help.
Every player goes down and rolls around with their hands over their face at the merest contact, I think this tournament is the final nail in the footballing coffin for me.