Goatboy

LOL. Then I got redirected to a Thomas Cook page.

Fiver mountain has obviously been spent on Euro 2016 tickets.

Now that's a very democratic way of doing things CEC. Maybe I'll write to George. Thinking about it though I may be better off writing to the EU Commission. What's their address?

Ask the Greeks.

Sterling and Stones have also been in awful form.

Doesn't the away kit have to have a solid colour on the back?

Maybe a new Dutch manager would help?

Nah, I get all the words and pictures I need from Asian Babes and Carpworld.

In what context would you find it acceptable behaviour?

As opposed to someone who thinks it's ok to stick his cock in the carcass of a pig?

Take him to a competitive game. Much better atmosphere than pre season and more likely to get a reaction from him.

And was demanding the ball, pointing to where he wanted it played.

PA sounded fine to me for once. Sunny Davis is going to be a cracking player!

Baily Cargill comes from a family of Saints fans too.

'have' and 'comes'.

Gloss emulsion?

Loving the Boleyn Spectacular. Just waiting for the Porn Twins to start humping Billy Bonds in the centre circle.

A win on Sunday and there will be loads sold.

Me too.

Attention to detail for the socks please. Don't be lazy. All of our kits should be one off, stunning works of art. And next year's should be more lush. I want to look at the kit and start rubbing myself involuntarily.

Or is just enjoying the new Drake album?

Now I'm confused. Does this mean Lloyd needs a cuddle or a good bumming?

I'd say this is exactly what's happening.

Zlatan up front, sponsored by Ikea, meatballs in the concourse and playing a flat-pack 4. Happy days!

That'll be handy for whoever he signs for then.