Goatboy

Crooks doesn't have enough about him to deliver sofas, let alone sit on one and comment on football.

Defensive, ball winning midfielders are likely to pick up cards and suspensions. Even more 'creative' forward thinking players are likely to tot up a few over the season. Just off the top of my head I would say Romeu is no more susceptible to cards than Fernandinho, Tiote, Flamini, Cazorla, Schneiderlin, Barry, Lucas, Yacob, Wanyama, Jedinak, Shelvey etc etc.

That's pretty remarkable to be fair.

Don't worry, he'll have a different opinion when he reads his next book.

Bertrand played the full 90.

Good to meet Rallyboy yesterday and enjoy a few pints in the sun. Looking forward to the Leicester meet up.

I think he was visiting next door to pick up some Canesten.

cumguzzler

Off the field disciplinary issues from what I've heard.

No worries. I'll leave it to the lofty intelligentsia on this thread and go back to the silly stuff.

MARS BAR

split kipper pasty

What number match day is it? I'm confused.

Nutsacks

I think it's because Saudi Arabia owns the USA or something?

Thank f*ck for that. Now I can finally get some sleep.

I'm only singing if Griffo does.

Stick your mars bar up your arse?

Mars bar! There's another one!

Hey SG, they've got to live with the shooting so fair play to them for pinning on the badge and protecting and serving. You're paying them so that's your business. You crack on as far as I'm concerned. There won't be many of you left for us to moan about soon! Not that our 'near totalitarian state' allows us to moan much anyway.

I was just getting warmed up.

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You're probably right. Why take the risk eh? Just shoot him and worry about it later.

Were they mars barring right until the end or did they leave on 80 minutes to miss the traffic?

Just a crazy idea but whilst there were 3 or 4 cops shouting at him did it not occur to one of them to sneak up behind him?