Goatboy

You won't get much shopping in a fish.

Top work from sour mash on the comments. Faced with such disturbing statistics concerning the senseless waste of so many lives, what really gets his goat is having to do too much scrolling on a smart phone.

Crooks is still an imbecile.

Good stuff. Thanks Lou.

More that we left Mane up front and Pelle dropped deeper.

The True Cockney!

:lol:

Jolly good.

We would need to sign his brothers too.

So Pompey as a whole are worth well under half a ShLong.

But what beer would we have in the concourse?

I'd go through Rooney to get at Riley.

Sorted now.

Buy all the restricted view tickets for away games and donate them to blind fans.

Anyone got a ticket for sale for this without a god damned restricted or severely restricted view?

Perfect.

I beg to differ Colin:

FFS Nile. I can forgive the violence, homophobia, flaunting of ill deserved wealth, crap tats and blatant disregard for the kindness of others, but its TOO and YOU'RE. Jesus.

1. Provide stewards with cattle prods to 'encourage' early leavers to stay for the duration of the game. 2. Blankets and thermos flasks provided free to every season ticket holder over the age of 40. 3. Subsidized margaritas. 4. Free away travel, foam hands and wigs. 5. Sponsorship deal with Mars.

Hungover?

Can't beat hearing the MOTD theme tune for the first highlights package of a new season.

It's no mars bar.