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Good to see that Sky Sports remain in control of all the facts ahead of publishing their articles online. http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11700/9402523/transfer-news-morgan-schneiderlin-stays-at-southampton-says-boss-ronald-koeman

Here's Tadíc's goal: http://instagram.com/p/rIIdBqMeZw/

Over on Twitter, apropos of nothing, 'Paul' has just tweeted this so now we don't have to worry about thinking up any songs for this years trip to Old Trafford

I think you'll find it was Jordan Sibley, jeez

That was Koeman who said that, clearly under instruction from those above him. Ramírez news comes from Blackmore who isn't accountable to the same people and would have no reason to lie.

Looks like some on twitter have decided this is a serious possibility nice work! The West Ham fans seem to think they're in for him, too...

Where have the outrageous Ronaldinho rumours on Twitter come from? More ridiculous than the Rivaldo to Bolton rumours from about 10 years ago...

Probably means what he said, I expect.

I've had to get two screens for my computer at work so that I can have FM open on one screen and actual work on the other

"Appears I have been rumbled as a WUM and am tweeting this in an attempt to save as much face as possible!"

Nope!

seems quite an excessive punishment!

Was reading the West Brom forum a few weeks back and a poster suggested he'd like them to move for Cork before being shot down by the other posters who told him they need to aim higher than Cork and that he'd probably just be good cover for Yacob. Prats.

Not sure if anyone saw these but Nigel Adkins has had a bit to say about Southampton recently: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/12040/9401469/former-southampton-manager-nigel-adkins-believes-club-will-cope-despite-exits Still love the guy. Sounds like he still cares for us, too!

Just like most posters on here then

No idea who this is but I hope he's not just trying to get a few extra retweets!

Well luckily for you, we haven't signed him.

Not sure if anyone else has posted this tweet, but I think it's a bit cheeky of Brendan Rogers to get direct quotes on our signings on our official twitter feed Decent enough signing, not going to set the world alight but he is an international, champions league winner who will be able to help Targett and surely will have a point to prove as he is 25 in a few weeks and will want to impress with us to either get a permanent move or get the attention of a decent club next year when his contract with Chelsea runs out. He can only help our squad, despite what a lot of the negative posters seem to say. I think it is fair to say he has been mis-managed before, considering he is clearly good enough to have sustained a top flight career (albeit mainly loans) and have a brief stint with England where a lot of other players who befall similar fates seem to drift into obscurity. Let's hope Koeman can bring out the best in him.

None of these immoral, just players that I never warmed to while with us, there was a bigger list than these but this would be the staring XI of saints players I didn't like! Manager: Rednkapp Forecast Telfer Kenton Higginbotham Molyneux Lallana Townsend Wotton Folly Connelly Osvaldo A dishonorable mention has to go to Nile Ranger, who fits both the immoral and dis-likable brief!

My manager at Real Madrid on FIFA keeps denying my transfer request away from the club, so let's hope Krueger, Reed & Koeman are as strict as FIFA on these sorts of things.

Why let the facts get in the way of a better story though?

Who will we be defying?

Think that should be in the Transfer Rumours thread mate, let's try to stay on topic, eh?

Did he mention the Tea Lady not being for sale? The rumours are gathering pace on Twitter and I'm starting to get worried. Everything's getting a little silly.

Yeah, season long loan.