TwoPints

Sounds promising. I like the references to respecting club history... Looks like it's stripes next year then Also sounds like conversations have already started to MoPo about a new contract and he seemed positive that there would be something to announce whether sooner or later but MoPo's signing would certainly be a signal of intent. I'm sure he wouldn't sign if he thought all his best players were to be sold and that the plan was to stabilise in mid table. The futures bright... The futures red and white (stripes). Two pints is better than one.

Two nuns in the bath, one says to the other "where's the soap?", and the other says "Yes it does doesn't it!".

Picture the scene You're stood on a hilltop looking at the view and in the distance you can see the sun rising above the snow covered mountains. A river runs through the valley and you then notice the Indian reservation with its multi coloured teepee's below you. Just then, the Indian Chief appears from the largest teepee with a tiny baby in his arms. As you watch, he holds the baby up to the sky and proudly declares: "I NAME THIS CHILD RUNNING WATER" A young brave standing close to the Chief approaches and says to him: "You're really clever Chief... you name all of the babies in this camp ... how do you do it?" "Its very simple" says the Chief "when I come out of the teepee with the child in my arms, I'll name it after the first thing I see" "If I see the sun rising over the snow covered mountains , I might call it Rising Sun" "If I see the river running along the valley, I might call it "Running Water" .... "Why do you ask Two Dogs ****ing?"

What do bats sing when it's raining? Raindrops keep falling on my feet. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?"

Two bears eating a clown. One says to the other... "Does this taste funny to you? " Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?"

Things not to say in a gay bar: "Can I push your stool in for you?" Two pints is better than one.

I don't think he's been tried or found guilty yet! Two pints is better than one.

Signed that. Good luck. Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Newcastle, Spurs, Man United all dropping points. Europe here we come! Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

Still 9 minutes left... time for a couple of new signings yet. Sent from my Nexus 10 using Tapatalk