TwoPints

Yeeeessssss. What a perfect way to end the day.

Looks like a few of the skates have had too many breakfasts. Mind you to did them a favour then as they had a bit of a chubby one standing on the line when the ball hit him.

3.5/10

Southampton Parkway has loads of parking these days and it's a fiver all day on a Saturday. The line is already set up to go straight through to SMS. Simples. Would, make getting out of town easy, especially for away fans.

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I very much doubt Koeman will get involved in commenting on this. IMHO it's all ********

Unbelievable that the bestest can't fill that **** hole for a playoff game. Probably not safe to sit under the edge of the roof in case of falling debris.

"they're making the noise of 80,000" - you couldn't make it up.

Lol at Sky commentary talking about how playing at Fat pipes in that atmosphere can crush a player!

Mauricio Pochettino has signed a new five-year contract with Tottenham Hotspur, the club have announced. 1 down, let's hope the rest come true.

Watching the player awards. Virgil and Victor seem to get on well so maybe Virgil signing a new deal might encourage Vic to sign too? (grabs some straws to clutch)

I haven't said its not but your comment was that the Muslim terrorist threat was the 'only' terrorist threat which is clearly not a 'fact'.

Might want to have a rethink on that fact. Northern Ireland terror threat level raised in Britain - http:// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36267052

Regatta

I'm going and the whole family are piling in for this one too. Should be good fun, be great to see some of the old team back and it's not a bad price for a night out. I think it's £7 for the youngsters.

Just seen this on The Fighting Cock... "Pochettino is under contract don't forget. If he wants to leave a club that gave him a platform let him." And there's me thinking that Saints gave him the platform. Silly me.

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If Man Utd win this, I suspect the scenes outside before the game will look like a tea party compared to what might happen at the end.

Terrorist attack? Earthquake? No, West Hams last home game. Nothing to see here, just a late coach. ****s.

Is this where they start hacking our players down now?

Yep, it's been a bit of a Spurs love in on Sky so far.

I had a quick look there too. They're so excited and nervous about whether they can win and secure 2nd place above Arsenal that I think an early goal from Saints should set the nerves jangling and get the home supporters moaning.

Another very small but welcome benefit of being in the EU : http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-36171266

Probably not in ours either.

It's a good job we're in the EU then so you can benefit from the wonderful German or French health care should you choose to do so.