King Cornelius

May I remind you of Alfonso Alves

**** me you're a barrel of laughs. Of course we'll be back in the Prem. We've arguably signed a better main striker than you for christ's sake. Javi Guerra, he scored 15 La Liga goals for a relegated Valladolid side. The same amount as Bale. Whereas your new signing had a similar season to Jozy Altidore before he went to Sunderland.

Now emerging that he's set to reject your contract offer? And we are tabling a take it or leave it 5m bid apparently.

Now emerging that we (Cardiff) have put an improved offer of 4m in for Fonte. Considering he only has one year left do you think you would sell? http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/cardiff-city-transfer-news-southampton-7421892

Ron & Charlie, I think that if we do not get rid of Malky soon (as his position is now untenable) we will go down hill fast, sadly. Bucks, I just had a feeling today that you would batter us. There was almost an atmosphere from the fans that they were there to support Malky and not the 11 players of ours on the pitch. As soon as you scored the first, I knew it'd be 3 or 4. Our players heads just dropped. Very unusual but it looked as if most of our players didn't want to play for Malky. Good luck to you also for the rest of the season.

You ruined us today boys. No denying it. When my team are well beaten I'll admit it, and we were. I honestly have felt for a while that Malky has to go, as he plays a style of football that when we come up against the likes of you (footballing teams), we get ****ed. He's played a blinder in the media. It's not all Tan's fault, as some of us City fan have found out. But anyways, I'm sure you don't care about that too much. Well done today.

Glasgow_Saint, here is that montage of Andreas Cornelius you requested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeRqgqQafL8

Oh aye, I agree. I think if we play the team I've suggested then we'll stand a good chance, but if we go 4-5-1 and sit back, we'll be battered.

I think you may be underestimating us. Especially scene as we're home.

Alright lads. Just here to give you a bit of an insight into our team. First off, I'll start with our back 5. Our keeper Marshall has been our player of the season so far. I and others rate him as our best ever goalkeeper. His reactions are phenomenally good. Now on to our defenders. Caulker is our captain and our best defender by a mile. Does the basics so well. Our other CB, Ben Turner has a tendency to hoof the ball when under pressure, or even when not, very annoying. Our RB, Kevin Theopille-Catherine, is very rarely at fault, and loves to get forward, but that can sometimes be his downfall. Our LB, Andy Taylor, is more of an old-fashioned full back, but his distinct lack of pace lets him down. Sterling tore him a new one in the first half last weekend v Liverpool. I'm going to go with what I think will be our starting 11. So on the left of midfield, would be Peter Whittingham, who personally, I hate seeing on the wing. He just hasn't got the pace. He should be in the centre of midfield in my opinion. His biggest asset is his set pieces, he has a perfect delivery. Our holding midfielder, Gary Medel, is our most talented player. Bags of quality and it shows. Without him, we'd have lost a lot more games this season. He just clams everything down. Our attacking midfielder, Jordon Mutch, well he's my favourite City player to watch. When he runs at defences he causes them so many problems, he has a hell of a range of passing, and also he doesn't half love a tackle. He's very composed infront of goal too. On the right, Craig Noone. By far our most skilful player. Very very quick, love sense of gravity, so he turns and wriggles away from challenges very quickly, has a good left foot on him too, brilliant crosser of the ball, and has only just started to be picked by Malky. Up front, we do not usually play with two up top, as our £8m striker Andreas Cornelius has been out injured for 3 months, and is only now back to fitness. From what I've seen of him coming off the bench, he's not just your typical 6ft 4" target man, he's more. Very technically good, quick, good in the air, strong, can finish too (as I've seen from videos), he also has a trick or two. Personally I think he will be a big player for us this season, and has all the attributes of a Lukaku type player, so is perfect for the Prem. He's been saying that he's dying for a start, and I think he will get it on Thursday. His probable partner up front will be Fraizer Campbell. He is a very good finisher, lightning quick, deceptively strong and a good header of the ball, his pace usually causes defences all sorts of problems. He also loves to play off the shoulder of the last man, which is why I think that he and Cornelius will do so well together. Our probable team:- ---------Marshall KTC--Caulker--Turner--Taylor ----------Medel Noone----Mutch----Whittingham ---Cornelius---Campbell Hope you find this bit of insight into our team useful. Have a good Christmas, see you on Thursday lads.