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(with apologies to West Ham) To the tune of ‘We’ve got Van Dijk’ **** off Van Dijk, Virgil Van Dijk We just don’t like you anymore You’ve got some ****ing front You money grabbing **** **** off Virgil Van Dijk Thoughts?

Deal is done, his twitter profile states "Professional footballer at Man Utd..." changed from "Professional footballer at Southampton"

Magath now second favourite with Skybet. Let's ****ing hope he's not under consideration!!

Finish 8th in Prem League: Manager to Board: "I need more money to take this team further and push on, call it £25m per league position" Board "No" Manager "Bye" Discuss!

His post match ritual: **** off as quickly as possible, no hand-shakes, no appreciation to the crowd, I'm off mush

Billy Sharp has just posted one word on twitter: "shambles" wonder what that's all about?

Had to laugh when we mocked the Stoke fans for singing 'our' song by singing 'we are Southampton, we sing our own songs,' only to then go and sing one we copied from Manure

Ffs. That's what you get for backing off. ****e defending again

WTF is hanging from the back of Gazzaniga's head? Looks like something out of the 80's ?

Agreed, but on this season's evidence, we do!!!

Who would you get rid of?? For me: Fonte - Out of his depth Hooiveld - Similarly, out of his depth with a propensity to score at the wrong end Yoshida - Jury's out Clyne - Keep Fox - Bin So for me, 2xCB's and a LB

I guess we'll lose Mayuka for 6 games then? http://www.cafonline.com/competition/orange-can-2013_2013/

'Tis cancelled due to the weather

Why, oh why, oh why do we always ****ing bottle it?? Answer me that!!

Ffs

The bookies obviously don't! http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/e/2111452/English-Championship---Promotion.html

Guly - You're ****!!

'Kin hell Saints

I may already be on the bus

What if he lives in Poopey?

GKP now £3.99

Liverpool are 12/1 to win the Prem next season...........For all those who don't understand betting odds, it means that if you put £10 on them......................................................you will lose £10

Can anybody recommend a good cleaner? (Sarisbury Green/Park Gate area) Ta

Whilst shafting those who do well without going to university