Tauro

Not going to lie, his touch looks absolutely appalling in the hattrick video. Hopefully not a Carillo MK2!!!

We are absolutely diabolical. Such a turgid, slow, aimless and performance. The team is so disjointed. It's ok though, we can bring Adam Armstrong on, the dynamo he is!

How does he play as a wing back in a 5-3-2?

He just isn't a premier League manager. How on earth is he going to get us 30 more points this season?

For those that don't remember exactly the same things when Luke Shaw had his first start. Let's see how he learns and responds to this outing. Ideally he needs to be in a position where he's striving to make the position his own at some point next season and our starting LB for the 2023/24 season if he wants to be a top top player.

Judging by the tattoo's on his neck, the blokes a psycho. Hopefully he has some game to back it up.

That tackle showed a complete ineptitude and awareness of the game at this level. Very poor and made an already difficult situation, impossible.

Reminds me a little bit of Viera. If he's half as good we'll have a top player.

Licka's Missus was arguably the most tidy WAG we've had.

Buzzin' Orn

Crouchie - Did he ever recover from his meltdown?

Confirmed!

Terrible choice to go 3-4-3. Walking through our midfield. Currently we look lost and cannot get a hold of the game. I would switch to 3-5-2 ASAP and get Redmond up top.

Lemina has had an absolute shocker so far, continuously giving the ball away through choosing the wrong option, under hitting passes and trying to beat too many men. Coupled with the lackluster performance of 2/3 others we are going to struggle. Need another change.

Good result, 3 points. Can't get carried away however! Our defending was absolutely abysmal, school boy in some cases. A decent team would have scored another 2 or 3. Really need to get a CB back in as a matter of urgency otherwise all the good things we're seeing going forward will be for nothing.

Poor substitutions at the wrong time.

He played well other than the dive. More than Romeu offers

Absolute shambles. The lack of discipline is embarrassing!

Hoedt out of his depth, another long season if he's playing every game. Romeu, looked like a passenger last year, even more so this year Armstrong, looks positive but can't get on the ball with this shape. Cedric, why has he started? McCarthy & Vestergaard, class so far.

Very good finish

Feels like the year we went down.

Abysmal defending

Cost cutting exercise.

We stink of a bottom prem/top half team at the moment.

Romeu hasn't been great of late, should have tracked the runner for the goal as well, not a good showing