Twiggy

Court Moor School (Fleet) Farnborough Sixth Form (ish) Queen Mary's College Basingstoke Oxford Brookes University currently!

Guys... I think he's back...

Sturridge out injured. Austin now surely?!

Can i borrow some of the good stuff?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31993167

Or penis, we don't judge.

That's if they thought they'd be in a position for the play offs. Realistically how many people, including the Bournemouth back room, thought that they'd potentially be promoted? Althoguh they have renewed it recently... Ignore me I'm hungover.

IMO Gazzas looked fairly confident and a much better keeper all round while playing for the U21s, hopefully he can actually step up if he's chosen over Super Kelv.

Pantillimon if Sunderland go down?

From the BBC Southampton goalkeeper Kelvin Davis: "We knew Burnley were going to be tough to break down but it is nice for manager Ronald Koeman to get the win on his birthday. "It does not look good for Fraser Forster but we wish him all the best. It is a mental battle being a back-up goalkeeper and disappointing to come on in them circumstances. "I see there is a spot opened up in the England side now." Sums Kelv right up.

The one on your forehead doesn't count.

Having Aziz on ignore does nothing, it is still pages upon pages of interruptions caused by his ridiculous, and frankly offensive idiocy.

Did mine when I was 16 about 5 years ago. Happens monthly now but I can just massage it back in. Had to stop all sport because of it though

See I felt it in my toes.

Apparently they were running away from the ball, so he had full view of the numbers!

Sorry Batman Another case of mistaken identity its seems, McAuley sent off instead of Dawson in the City - Brom game. Bizzare .

Chris Baird starts for West Brom today

Likewise, he had no idea what was happening, massive keeper fck up. Player was booked too which was harsh.

https://vine.co/v/OVpIv27e56i

Highlights: Gazza seems to be improving...

TL: DR If we get a point at Burnley, Dalek has to find a new dead horse.

In other news, Bradford are out of the FA Cup too

He's a damn sight more interesting than this lab write up I'm procrastinating from. But agreed, he is so dull. Very big team biased also - sickeningly so.

Can Toby do the free kicks for always now please

Really hate Phil Neville.