Twiggy

Happy with that!

Barcelona?

Or that most of their squad is deemed surplus to requirements so are trying to ship them out.

When was Walcott?

This

Yes please Surprised to read he's 29 though!

Best reaction ever.

Newcastle also want Berihino and Carroll back apparently so...

I'd take Heaton from Burnley in all honesty. I don't really remember too many howlers and with our defence in front of him he could do well.

Damn I sung it...

I'd ignore everything to do with where he plays for Newcastle, Carver has no idea.

RIP. Vive la Revolution.

Not a fan of Liverpool at all, but Sterling does not deserve his shirt up there with those other names.

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Seriously, stop hogging all the good stuff and share it around.

Got a feeling that all portugese contracts have to have a release clause in them. So they are set stupidly high, not 100% though... I know theres something with Benfica especially

I'd get Pirlo just so he can teach JWP how to do a free kick properly.

I thought Given was their MoM, there wasnt a lot he could of done about the goals but he got in the way for most. The lucky bounces for us were unlucky for him.

Walcotts unhappy apparently. Would anyone have him back?

Elia is looking handy.

Ive been fairly impressed with Gazza from what I've seen in the U21s. Commands the box well and is off the line, something both FF and KD lack.

Murphy's lost his seat. This is humiliating now for Labour.

http://www.occupydemocrats.com/jeb-bush-names-george-w-bush-as-his-most-trusted-middle-east-adviser/

Alexander losing is a disaster for Labour.

Hear hear. Which is a hideous, sickening thought.