I hadn't seen Window Lickers 'nonce' post, so it looked like 'you' were the one having a pop, so for that my apologies, although the post above makes you look a bit silly to be fair. In either case, tact and diplomacy isn't your strong point, but I won't hold it against you.
Have you talked to anybody regarding your literal thinking? I appreciate you're probably not the sharpest tool in the Southampton toolbox, although you may be the biggest, but sometimes it's important to realize when somebody is joking and not taking themselves too seriously. Of course my post ensured we won the match. Did you really think it was because we outplayed you?
The bird at work who cashes your Giro for you?
The questionnaire is something we do every week in order to keep in touch with other forums, and to be fair, only the Saints forum has disappointed, or rather 3 or 4 thicko's letting their forum down and embarrassing the good lads who gave it a go (thanks to them). We all love a bit of banter, but banter is generally fun, whilst being a jerk like your 2 lickle fwends will always be just that.
To the decent posters on here, I thought it was a cracking game of football, and you have some great players who with a bit more experience at this level could go on to great things. I wish you well for the season, and indeed for the New Year, and thanks very much for being sports.
All the best.