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Or we're waiting for Van Dijk from Celtic but with the realism that they were never going to sell him until they've either qualified for or are out of the CL Group stages, which happens Wednesday night (or is it Tuesday?). Now they're probably out I think this will definitely strengthen our hands as they will need to replace the lost Group stages revenue

Let's hope for either a big Celtic win or loss tonight in their Champions League qualifier, then we'll get Forster otherwise I think it'll be after the second leg next week

This, Wenger has been speaking to him for at least 3 years according to one of his best mates. This was back in February and he was very clear Chambers wanted to go to Arsenal, even to sit on the bench ! His view was that he was behind Clyne anyway so might as well go sit on Arsenal's bench with the promise of first team fob all in 2 years.

He pulled a gun on a team mate after a disagreement….haven't we learnt anything about nutter South American centre forwards ?

As a further plus…replace Whittingham with some nobody Pompey have signed on loan and Pochettino with Graziano….great song saved

I guess we'll know by Christmas but he based on his record it sounds like he plays attacking football and values Cup competitions so if he can come in and quickly recognise that our backup goalkeeping and centre half cover are rubbish then the answer should be yes

exactly the same after the Everton game. All the other players posed for photos, signed autographs. Rickie and Steven Davis particularly good. Adam came out refused pictures and complained about the size of the queue for autographs. All the kids now have a pretty dim view of him. Given it was a 12.30 kick off not sure why he was in such a rush !

On the bright side, there should be plenty for our new Manager to spend to fund this all (or a new crane design for our parent company of course), especially as we'll have money from: Shaw £22-£25m to Chelsea/Man U/Spurs/Liverpool Osvaldo £15m to Juve/Galatasaray Chambers £10 to Arsenal Wanyama £15m to Man City Rodriguez £10m to Everton/Liverpool Schnederlein £15m to Arsenal Ramirez to Fiorentina/Inter £12m Lallana to Man Utd £15m Lambert to West Ham £8m Guly 2 cups of tea and small pie Pottecino compensation £? Makes a nice £120m + transfer kitty Not sure what the Mirror/Star/Express will write about next year though ?

Awesome skiing for all levels, La Folie Douce on the slopes towards Val D'Isere an absolute must for lunch/apres ski !

Norwich and WBA home and away last year opts...Norwich and WBA away so far this year 3 pts oh and Sunderland at home 0 pts this year 1 pt....yes we're not playing as well as at some points last year but Loveren looks class and the defence vastly improved, Wanyama has had a great gamer an average one and another one ! but he's 22 give him a chance. Would love to see a Ramirez for Banega plus cash or a Lennon type purchase but no need to worry. A few key injuries and we've actually got some cover except for Loveren and Shaw... Once Clyne and Shaw are fit and playing they'll provide the width missing right now

How about to: Weee know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it, Weee know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it We know Dani's rock'n'roll and we like it, like it like it, yes we do, Yes we like it, when Dani's going to score, yes we like it, when Dani's gonna score, yes we like it, when Dani's gonna score Weeee know Osvaldo's gonna score and we like it, like it, yes we do

Agreed...I'm hoping its a lazy journalist putting 2 and 2 together and getting it wrong but if not at least half my season ticket's paid for...personally I'd rather have Banega and another centre half / utility defender

In to 9-1 and accepting bet

Looks like they were playing against us...some of the defending and play from the back in the first few minutes was very reminiscent of last season