Unbelievable Jeff

3-0 down to Peterborough, can't see him lasting long at Reading.

Used to be good on FM. Very Pablo Aimar...

Utterly sickening scenes.

People not knowing the definition of irony... Anyone got anymore?

He was an excellent manager for us, presided over some of my best Saints memories ever. Just found out in the Premiership. Decision was correct in my opinion.

Yep, me too. He's well fit, likes Pink Floyd and looks pretty cool. That'll do for me.

I may do... "A club of greed: Why should patrons pay for parking?" "How **** are the bogs?" "Should we move the stadium to attract better players?"

I wouldn't say this is correct.

Thanks Comeonyoureds.

Ah, so you were being facecious then...

Thanks Kraken, but it's not about credit. I am happy to take one for the good of the team. We needed a striker, I am aware that Cortese is a regular on the site, so I tried to do the best I could. He's a proud man, so it was pretty predictable that he would not take kindly to the thread and want to prove me wrong.

Wes, read the rest of the thread.

I am glad the thread pushed Cortese to pull his finger out on this one.

THAT is a bargain.

I think Osvaldo is a big Floyd fan. Makes him a good lad in my book, and from the sound of it 'Shine on...' could probably be about him.

That's a bloody good Photoshop...

He'll be quality, but got to give him time...

To be fair you said it wouldn't #confused Are you not itk?

Yep, self actualisation...

Aren't you ITK? That's bad news if so. I think he will sign.

NBC reporting we've all but signed him for €22m.

I would go with the same as Lawro in all honesty...

ESPN reporting he's joined Spurs... FFS.

If the Sun was reporting we had signed him I bet you'd be excited. People don't want to believe bad news...

So proud, what a lad!