Unbelievable Jeff

Hmmm, 23...

Oh no, he did it! There's a good episode of Peep Show where Sophie's brother comes down to help Jez and Superhans with their music. They reckon because he is in such awe of them, that they can make him suck them off, and of course, later in the episode, he does. Just think of me as Superhans, and you as Sophie's Brother. Good night, my b1tch.

I haven't, yours seem to be incorrect. Why don't you post your statistics on the above managers so we can check you're working it out correctly?

:lol:

Wow, why do you continue to lie?

Neil Adams: 0% Garry Monk: 21.43% Tony Pulis: 33.4% Steve Bruce: 35.2% Alan Pardew: 35.3% Roberto Martinez: 36.8% Mopo: 39.2%

That 10% says you're wrong. Marshall is down in about 4th I believe.

I do actually believe he is right up there. Best keeper in the Prem is probably De Gea though.

Flappyhandski?

Surely if you like stats, the fact that he is number 1 rated keeper in the Prem this season counts for something?

Top rated keeper in the Premier League this season on WhoScored.com.

Should Sunderland go down (or even if not), should we look at bringing him in as competition/replacement for Artur? The guy has been brilliant for Sunderland this season, as we have witnessed, and would likely be available cheaply. The guy is also only 26. Sign him up I say.

Well, let's hope so. As said above, LB is not a position that is irreplaceable, especially with the likes of Ben Davies around and probably available.

As has yours, from about four hours ago. Surely it's not a worry for you as you want him out:

He doesn't know what he's suggesting. So many contradictions he doesn't know whether he is coming or going.

As said previously, Cortese quit in October: "Truly meeting Katharina [for the first time] would not have happened until last fall, in the October, when she was running a search for a potential leader," Krueger says. "The sports marketing company in Liechtenstein that she used have known me for 20 years and they said: 'We know a guy and we don't believe he has anything after February.' Then we met and it just took off right away."

To be fair, that's quite funny.

Here you go: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1909865-pablo-daniel-osvaldo-gets-3-match-ban-fine-for-melee-vs-newcastle-united#articles/1909865-pablo-daniel-osvaldo-gets-3-match-ban-fine-for-melee-vs-newcastle-united

:lol: Brilliant, just brilliant. This is almost different class in wummery. I would ask GS a question about this, but as he never answers questions I feel it would be wasted. Instead, I'll just go with this:

Agree, and we always will be. The Ox was sold under Cortese's stewardship, so unsure how people can say we weren't a selling club anyway.

Osvaldo isn't on that much here. Didn't realise Caulker was on that much, that's ridiculous.

I am aware of that thanks, it's a hypothetical situation. Effectively it's showing that we can save £30m and not really detract from the team too much. What was your first comment about?

Would love to see some of those players here, although most I can see going to better clubs (Musachio, Richards etc) and some I don't think we'd be able to afford their wages (Remy, Emanuelson etc), but there is a good list there.

What are you on about? THEVMAN's comments.

Well THEVMAN is meant to be pretty reliable. Anyway, it's a game guys, it's all hypothetical!!