Pastor Patrón

Erm.....neat?

Lmao what a f#cking loser

Thanks for the feedback champ. Was that an inaccurate summary of Rodriguez's contribution so far then, because it seems pretty accurate to me?

PHEWWWWWW That was so cash, Mane and Romeu were sickening. Even JWP put in his first decent performance in a few years. F#ck Wanyama, lets sell the lump for 25mill and spend it on a top quality AM. Get a top AM and VVD and we'll be looking juicy.

According to wiki Ajax: Steady decline after he was appointed, then he resigned Benfica: Meh PSV: Did well Valencia: Sacked AZ: Sacked Feeyenoord: Did well Sounds like a fair few flops to me. Winning trophies at big clubs is poverty leagues, if that's his deal he might as well move to Celtic.

F#ck outta here, he knew the situation when he arrived. If he doesn't like it then he's welcome to leave, he's flopped at nearly every club he's been at, whilst we've had nothing but success since the takeover. We're a top half Premiership club, he's not doing us a favour out of the kindness of his heart by being here, we're paying him well and it's a huge job for him.

Because if that's how long it takes to get the right player, then there's not a lot they can do about it. It's not worth rushing and throwing away millions of pounds like we have done numerous times in the past. Tbf as ****ed off as I still am with Koeman and Thursday nights result, I was happy with our dealings in the transfer window prior to the first game of the season so still am now. I think we've signed decent young players with a lot of potential which is exactly what we should be doing and have signed them all for very good prices, can anyone say any of our signings this summer were overpriced? I think our biggest problem this season has been Koemans team selections and tactics, which have been absolute f#cking sh#te, accompanied with the squad needing time to gel. I know they clicked instantly last summer, but its blindingly obvious seeing them play that they look like strangers atm and need time to settle. I'm concerned about Koeman at the moment though, he really does seem dissinterested and I was angry that he said Thursday night was a good performance and just blamed the ref, he just seems lazy and complacent so far this season

Boruc Clyne.....Fonte......Yoshida.......Shaw Schneiderlin.....Cork Puncheon.....Lallana.....Rodriguez Lambert Great work Les and all of the scouting team, you've had a blinding few years.

PP staying spitting that real sh#t

I know he needs game time, but **** me Rodriguez looks god awful. We've carried him every game he's played in so far

Considering Wigan have won more silverware then us we must be about as fertile as a corpse. Can we hurry up and sign VVD already, what's the hold up now?

So will people be happy if VVD is our only remaining transfer business this window? I'm 50/50 tbh, our transfers look quality on paper but we're looking complete turd on the pitch. I think we're gonna be relying a lot on Clasie producing the goods this season. Couldn't complain about our squad depth but the quality is questionable.

Gaston Ramirez - 2227 minutes Dusan Tadic - 2198 minutes Oh wait, that makes Gaston statistically more effective doesn't it?

Gaston Ramirez 45 games – 7 goals – 9 assists Dusan Tadic 33 games – 4 goals - 9 assists

Ramirez is better then Tadic tbh.

Can't be bothered to check, but I'm on about Koeman signings too, the players signed pre-Pochettino were always the core of the team now the only one left is Fonte and we're struggling. Players like Wanyama and Mane and Pelle have all been reasonable but none have performed to the same degree, Bertrand would be the only exception off the top of my head.

The board need to put their foot down with Koeman as much as vice versa. We've been sh#t since January and he seems insistent on signing dross from Holland. The quality of our recruitment has plummeted in recent years, whilst we've signed a few decent players, the core of top performing players were by and large ones signed pre Pochettino which is ridiculous considering the money spent since.

Sounds pretty accurate to me

Bournemouth are above us in the table, we have the best academy in the country making Les' job a hell of a lot easier too

Hardly suprising, we've had a f#cking mare this summer. EL is our one shot to we had to better last year and we're doing a good job of ****ing that away.

Januzaj plus £20mill?

Tbf every time we've said that the player was gone a few weeks later

Id sell for £40mill if we had a replacement lined up. Not worth the hassle unless it's ridiculous money and £30mill isn't ridiculous money, especially considering we paid nearly 15mill for him. A 15mill profit is complete ******** for the damage it selling him would do to us

Not really, he's sh#t. I know they're different types of players but if you can get Austin for 10/15mill then Berhino isn't worth anything close to 25mill, he's not a Saints player ffs. Surprised Liverpool aren't in for him, seems the kind of overrated English cr#p they buy.