Pastor Patrón

A little hazing never hurt anyone bro, have you never f#cked a pig?

You've made 13 posts in 7 years and yet you felt compelled to share this? I patiently await 2018 when you will make your next post, about how hospitality has changed the brand of washing up liquid they use to meet HSE regulations.

Schneiderlin's really transformed Unites defence. Lol jk's they're getting utterly rekt.

Mane be like This dudes gonna wreck United today

Maybe we don't want the opposition to know our formation prior to the game??

Clearly he'll sign it, it's just to ensure that we get more compensation when he leaves for the Holland job and I'm sure the club have told him as much.

Pretty sure that's been all over the news tbh.

Has this now officially had more media coverage and outpouring of grief, then a few hundred people dying in Saudi Arabia?

It's ok guys, I can wait just as long as you for my apologies. St Chalet, you may start when you're ready....

Cry me a river mate, he's a 20 year millionaire who's picked up an injury in his job and will now be sat on his arse for the next year earning 100k odd each week, get some perspective ffs.

Frees up a place in the squad for Bertrand though, who deserves it more anyway.

Les Reed be like Just need Schneiderlin to f#ck up his career now for the royal flush. Yes salty, f#ck the lot of them.

Just watching it. He's such a babe, no homo.

Erm, we did? We didn't lose any attackers and have gained Juanmi, Rodriguez and arguably Clasie.

He's been appalling in every game so far tbh. I know it's justified, having been out for so long, but it doesn't change the fact that he's been legit turd.

Looks like we might've done it again with VVD, he looks class.

No one can match Dan 'the man' Seabornes legendary pulling skills.

When I say decent profile profile, I mean decent profile, hence saying it. Klopp clearly falls into that category, as does Koeman, Garry monk and Eddie how clearly don't. It's not the most challenging principle to grasp

Klopp at the end of the season, no question about it. Don't want Howe, we need someone with a decent profile again.

+1 F#ck Rooney. You've no idea what you're talking about OP.

Lol at half the video not even subtly blaming Wanyama, awesome.

This. Considering what half our team went on to become, how the f#ck did they not even manage to win L1 or the Champinship? Lallana didn't look anything close to a £20mill player until Pochettino arrived. There was maybe 6 months of football in his last season where he was 'absolutely fantastic for us'.

Sorry guys, didn't realise we're still doing the whole passive aggressive thing. Cute little club, best of luck to them and all that

Wait, so their two record signings both tore their ACL's before the end of August?