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David Villa? That would be absolutely ridiculous. I love it. Get him in.

I think we should do our bit for the England squad - play our quickest players and the ones most comfortable with the ball to make Smalling and Jones look as poor as they are.

What's the point in the swear filter? And forum rules, for that matter?

Hull City are in Europe.

Dzeko is class, I don't understand where some of the City fans are coming from when they slate him. 23 goals this season.

Uninspiring game, we didn't deserve three points, we got lucky with Williams' cock up. Shaw excellent today, Clyne very good, everyone else mediocre, although Davis' ball for the goal was very good. Lambert simply did what he's been doing since League 1 - stuck it in the back of the net.

Not just mine then!

Gotta freshen up for his meeting with Brendan Rogers

Lambert coming on in a second.

Well done Luke Shaw, could've taken a tumble there but stayed on his feet. Even if we would've got a penalty there, I'm glad he stayed up.

We are determined to get Cork a goal today.

Mostly Cork on the right, Schneiderlin down the middle and Wanyama on the left, but they're switching around fairly freely.

Good work from Gallagher, a Lambert-zone free kick on the edge of the box, taken by... Lovren? Just over.

This looks good. Nervous start, looking a bit better now. Missing Lambert I think.

I think if Clyne plays as well as he did last week, we'll be alright.

Just make the ignore system work properly and this will all be done.

Will this see Vic in the sweeper role just ahead of the back 4? I think both Morgan and Cork have good stuff to contribute further up - Cork won the penalty at Man City. I feel sorry for Swansea's midfield today

Finally - Cork, Morgan and Vic all in the same team! Glad to see Dyer not starting for them too, he was a menace at St Mary's.

Yeah, the one that also loves playing mediocre centre backs as out-of-position full backs. That's him.

It's a free sign-up, but worth it, the quality is seriously fantastic. It'll paid members only next season though, unfortunately.

Yeah, exactly. I've not been around here for too long, and it took me about 2 seconds to figure out Barry's goals when he posts on here, but Glasgow took me a little longer. At first he seems just like a somewhat obsessive fan, and I was somewhat thrown by the friend request he sent me literally within two minutes of me joining.

It's not so much people trying to seek attention by saying they're leaving as it is people making a point - SG runs this presumably to make a little bit of money on the side. Barry pays £5, Glasgow pays £5, that's £10. The amount of people leaving because of them is more than that, so it doesn't take a mathematical genius to figure out that this is resulting in a loss. From a purely business point of view, banning those that are causing people to leave is profitable. I won't be renewing either - sure, I'll still post up until my subscription ends, and I'm sure I'll still lurk around after that, but I've found it hard to try and make some headway in this place without threads being derailed by those mentioned above. Please don't string me up as an attention seeker, as that's not what I'm intending to do. It's just the only way we seem to have to make our feelings known.

Not sure it's quite as relevant for European elections, but I'd recommend having a look at this site - http://voteforpolicies.org.uk/survey/select - which shows you policies in the areas you care about without showing you whose policies they are (although some of the BNP's are obviously theirs). I've never voted before, being 19 years old, so I did that which suggests I should be voting Green, which seems to fit. Once upon a time it would have been Lib Dem, but Mr. Clegg has lost the vote of about 90% of students with his little white lie.

That is literally the first time I've ever considered that the West Brom stripes are dark blue, not black. Either way, new kit looks better.

I'm already in it, binmen came this morning though. Do I have to stay in here another week before they come get me?