TheSpankBoy

I for one am looking forward to his new series Whickers (Under) World.

It is fossilized now. Will last longer than the club does. In years to come experts will dig it up and use it to stop humanity from making such mistakes again.

Its technically fossilised now. It will be around far longer than the club. In years to come it will be excavated and studied to explain how humanity should avoid such terrible, terrible mistakes.

Take it you have not seen Pirahnaconda then?

Its good, but its not

I have seen a fair bit of Totti (no pun intended) and have never quite got what all the fuss is about. Bit of a Beckham.

Napoli are everyone who has ever kicked a ball aint they? Pretty sure their name is just chucked in to try and squeeze more cash out of buyers in deals all over Europe at the moment. Citeh are going big for Jovetic from what I can tell, so they may not be in the market. Not saying he will sign, indeed its indicated that its kind of fizzled out, but he will want to play in a world cup year, and his options will soon be few and far between.

What do you do if you come across a Tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.

Luis Muriel?

Guy is a class finisher. Bit mental, but that is price you have to pay. Balotelli is mad as a box of frogs, but still good. Just hope he can be tamed. Failing that, a tazer or something. He would boss alot of teams in PL though. Big and strong.

I have been to the Korean border and Thailand but have never feared for my life more than when walking down Oxford Road in Reading.

Or Stoke.

Obviously never been to For Your Eyes Only. Cultureless indeed!!

Boruc. Clyne/Lovren/Yosh/Shaw. Spider/Wagamama. Ramirez/Banega?/Lallana. Lambert or JRod or Damiao. Please.

James Hewitt Jr for the second born son.

Its a conspiracy I tell you. Your voice is being stifled!!! This is not what my grandad avoided fighting for in WW2.

Bugger

Aside from Kerry Katona i am not sure there is a woman alive accomodating enough.

Then he is not doing it right.

Victor's agent had it chucked in on the deal.

Nice watch too.

But that is his personal wealth which he is happy to throw around and will accept making huge losses on the ones he gets wrong. Veron, Shevchenko, Crespo etc. Not saying you are wrong mate, just saying that mega investment is the only or best way to get european football.

Because I was obviously actually saying we should sign Bridge and Duff. I was saying whacking out that kind of money as Abramovich did in 2003 on a virtually new squad, which included those two players, is the alternative to working at it over a few seasons to build the required squad of the right people through shrewed investment and good coaching.

Spurs spent more than Arsenal last season, and always do. Its not the only way. World class coaching and wise investment will go a long way. Failing that spunking 120mil in one window on the likes of Wayne Bridge and Damian Duff would help....