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TheSpankBoy

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  1. The arch rivals of the team he grew up supporting.
  2. There was a time a few weeks ago where if he was on fire, and I had a glass of water, I would of glassed him. But as I watched him punch his chest and roar like he had just won the World Cup when he scored at the weekend, and the way he has presented himself to the media since he left, I now think I would drink the water and just watch him burn.
  3. I always thought he looked like a teenage werewolf mid transformation. I was distracted by that and didn't notice what an absolute bell end he actually is.
  4. If he is offered it, I would guess that meant he had done a good job for us, so fair play to him. You also cannot begrudge anyone managing their national side.
  5. Thats a favourable comparable record with teams I expect to be in the top 6.
  6. Because it sounds alot more per week. I think anyway.
  7. So she is the daughter of a nazi and lives in the country where 90% of the nazi gold was horded after ww2? Hmmm.
  8. Indeed. Why would managers drill teams and plan set pieces unless they were effective tools if used correctly?
  9. I must admit my ignorance of the Hep Stars. Thanks for info on the other one.
  10. Um....yeah still no.
  11. Bit out of date and I aint claiming to have compiled it. http://matchincome.com/2013/02/25/southampton-f-c-players-salary-list/
  12. An oath on a bible?
  13. Nah age has not been kind. She reminds me of Avaline from Bread. Whats the other one upto? Not interested in Benny and Bjorn.
  14. Thought I heard that Lambert and Lallana had clauses that put them on a par with the highest earner at the club.
  15. No, Tokyos pic. Having a whale ejaculate into you would be the equivelent of someone firing a thousand shotguns into your poopshoot. Or a million bees.
  16. Does the blonde one from ABBA that everyone would have done in 1978 live in a cave on an island now? Probably to escape the hairy blokes and ugly other woman. On a related note, i used the pic on facebook a while ago and my 9 year old niece commented that "Its not that fast, it dribbles".................
  17. Think any kind of military action against Syria is a massive step up in terms of the opposition we faced in Iraq and Afghanistan. The country in a shambles but they a well run army and better equipment. Its one of the reasons everyone threatens N.Korea and Iran but never does anything. They will actually dig in and fight back.
  18. She had teeth large enough and in great enough quantity to have out goofed the entire Osmund family. She had a problem with talking with her mouth full.....whatever it was full of. These two things combined to make every potential moment of mouthy pleasure a potential phallus shredding nightmare.
  19. Whatever you do, dont tell them their period is also a hard time for you too as you have to put up with her irrational moods, poor parking, cooking, oral skills, her family, her freinds, her dress sense and uninteresting life in general. I did that. I live alone now......calm..........but alone.
  20. Highlights are half 11 wednesday on BBC1.......if you want to wait that long.
  21. Baring in mind some of the other results tonight, a very good night indeed.
  22. Indeed. For future reference, the bbc has cup highlights now.
  23. Think it is wednesday evening.....
  24. Is that Vladamir Putin? Probably moments after he killed a family of wolves using only his tiny blue cacks.
  25. They have heated seats I think, so he is not even capable of that.
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