Bewildered

tuppence ha'penny

£60 for a friendly? **** off

if it isn't on twitter it doesn't count

1) take away sleeping bags and blankets 2) wait for cold snap 3) ?????? 4) soylent green on the menu in free schools, privatised hospitals and prisons

if we talk about percentages our three most accurate crossers are morgan (39.1), steve davis (36.5) who are are cms sowon't be out wide v. often. rickie isthird best (35.7) and he should be the man getting on the end of them. I think they artificially inflate the team total to be honest. the players whose job it is to provide the crosses compare badly for the most part. lallana 16.4 ramirez 23.2 punch 21.9 s davis 36.5 shaw 21.9 ricky 35.7 clyne 25.3 morgan 39.1 cork 22.5 j rod 9.75

we need players in wide areas who know how to cross the sodding ball, if i we look at the stats from whoscored we see that our current shower or ****e managed: lallana 24 accurate crosses out of 146 total gashton 20/86 punchy 23/105 s davis 23/63 lshaw 18/82 RL 23/64 clyne 21/83 morgan 18/46 corky 7/31 j rod 4/41 looking at that it is a miracle RL got 15 imo, utterly dire

No way is Chadli better than Ince who is a player we all know is the second coming of jesus christ. talking about foreign myths what about younes belhanda? sure he was unveiled as a kiev player, but the newspapers in france say he hasn't signed the contract and has changed his mind about signing for them http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/younes-belhanda-presented-as-dynamo-kiev-player-changes-his-mind-wants-out-lequipe/

Too many Forrens in english football it is ruining the national side

why is napoli always after our targets? does de laurentiis stalk donald cortese around europe. read that mercatoweb site, greedy bastards are looking at anything with a pulse.

Is that the geezer that run himself over?

Demba ba would be an amazing signing i just hope his knees don't disintegrate like everyone says they will every time he joins a new club. We should try and get john obi mikel too.

Defoe has more england pedigree than any player we've had since keegan we should be privileged to have such an experienced international choose to join us should it happen yet no doubt most on the internet and the radio phone ins will whine that we didn't sign the latest foreign 21 year old who they've only seen play on their video game.

Defoe would be an amazing signing like the time we signed keegan

I heard grant holt told us to **** off because the new shirt made him look fat.

Alex Goring Crook ‏@alex_crook 42s Be surprised if #saintsfc signed Darren Bent. Porch wants player who work hard off the ball and he is 30 in Feb which is not Cortese's way There u have it i was misinformed i guess porch doesn't want him

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