Batman

I'm sure it will change further (many times) as the testing capacity changes and/or increases I'm sure many definitions associated to C19 will look very different in a month's time!

Does being tested at home not count?

Rory delap, against spurs Can't remember if he played well but that was a goal of a lifetime.

a leaked recording of the Bristol Rovers manager doing the rounds about the current situation...

News just in

He has been 'sacked' from his role as skipper of a Nuclear Submarine (and loss of additional money that would bring). This could well be the end of the road for him in the Royal Navy.

a lunatic who wandered the length and breadth of the UK ????

Mine...... Boruc Clyne Toby VvD Shaw Morgan Wanyama Tadic Mane Lambert Rodriguez Forster, Fonte, Bertrand, JwP, Lallana, Pelle, Ings Pochettino

If they don't achieve it, I think they will be pretty close

It was a goal not a promise, wasn't it?

it is a fact that the take up where testing is freely available is much lower than expected/anticipated many many more people than expected are just not bothering and whilst more capacity is being opened up elsewhere, 'others' are being encouraged to go and get tested where possible. just passing on some facts...

if you are an adult and don't make loud noises with pots and pans at 8pm on a Thursday AND make sure it is clear you are clapping for everyone and not just NHS staff (what makes them so special).... then you are a bit of a ****

Ref COVID testing, other Govt areas are being 'encouraged' to get tested as the Govt are getting blasted for people not filling the testing capacity. Not a huge amount the Government can do if people do not go and get tested.....

it says something* when people genuinely believe Boris Johnson to be Far Right. *something about the morons who believe it

Check out the General election thread. Some even predicted a Labour win!!!

Yep, Dion Dublin scored in a 1-0 win

Millwall away 2005 For the racist chav/Vicky Pollard types giving it the big one in the home section

Herd immunity, innit

Edit. Crap ok... Saints first Monday night game on sky (the week after the first)?

Woohoo.. My turn.. What was the fixture in the very first Sky Monday night live premier league game, what was the score and who scored?

Beattie?

Here is the Govts reposnse anyhow. https://healthmedia.blog.gov.uk/2020/04/19/response-to-sunday-times-insight-article/

Just said on the prezzer that it is common that COBRA meetings are led by ministers and that journalists know this to be a fact. whether that is right or wrong? Another matter...