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bit like last season saints travel to the north east in the last away game, knowing a win will do it we screwed it up last season up there, lets not do it again

hope crouch has a stinker when he plays against us he owes us for bottling it at Fratton and THAT stupid shot against everton at home

you can see already how stoke will play at SMS. defend in numbers and either give the ball to charlie adam or hit the ball down the channels to Jerome

Be surprised if he doesnt, that Ekotto looks suspect at times

Rose looks a decent left back

what the hell was that fan doing?

Gardner off for the season he is a good player for them good news

if sunderland fail to win tonight, makes a draw against them next week that much better

it always was/is

who cares whats the odds are we are effectively 5 points clear, with 2 games to go and play sunderland and stoke

where has he said anything?

it seems you are the model citizen

get over it Matty says time and time again that he dislikes hoddle, why cant hoddle dislike matty Hoddle is a bigger name in football. Get over it

lets be honest, we are just as likely to pick up at least 1 more point than most we have been playing well in the last month or so. WBA aside thought we played really well at WHL and done like many teams are, by Bale. That is no disgrace. IF we play like that in the next two games, be amazed if we dont get at least 1 more point then the others have to over take us

look at it this way. Had we watched Norwich play like we did at Spurs, we would predicting they would pick up a couple of points surely, we are playing well enough to get 1 more points against sunderland and stoke. You could not ask for better last 2 games from the random selection that it was

if wigan beat swansea, I will be pooing myself if wigan draw draw with swansea, I think we are pretty much there

if it is like that in the final game, we are safe as villa/wigan play each other

next weekend is just so huge. Massive pressure on everyone

wigan have now lost Bousejour with injury its the fooker, macmanaman that keeps scoring SURELY, swansea can get at least a point on tuesday

hope you are right. out of the fixture for the teams in the bottom half, we have the best ones IMO

be funny as if we lost the next 2 and still stayed up

the results at spurs yesterday was completely expected it was wigan winning and villa going above us that has annoyed people if we can get above villa, even on goal difference next week, we stay up - FACT

as we can see, no result is certain

After the local elections I thought I’d explain politics and economics for anyone who is struggling…….. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRACY You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A PORTSMOUTH CORPORATION You have two cows. One is for milking The other is for sex

oddly, just had a look on a Nowrich, Newcastle and Sunderland site and none what so ever think we will go down along with wigan, they think its all between them