Sharktopus

Where does it say NA is the manager? I iz lyk totes confuzzzled bredbin.

Agreed, but he didn't do anything of note in the second match either. Did I get the bold thing right?

LOL. Fully agree. Why stop at 45k? Why not build a 90k Harbourdome to be partially funded by the scores of eager Rugby fans who will flock to see a Pool A game in 2015 between Tonga and Romania!

Considering you're posting on a Southampton FC Forum that has a picture of Lambert at the top alongside other playing legends, I don't think your 'beliefs' are going to be shared by many. Especially considering, and I'll bite here and point out the 'carthorse' has scored 10 goals in the Premier League this season, making him the joint highest English scorer...

If we stay up this season, which I feel we are fairly likely to do then I reckon this is a reasonable scenario: Couple of seasons comfortable midtable consolidation (9th-13th place finishes, safe of relegation well before Easter etc), blooding a few youth talents in the first team gradually with the odd marquee signing in the transfer windows focusing on improvements on our existing squad. No cup runs, unless we have a ridiculously favourable draw. Cortese seems to dislike cups, I seem to remember reports of him bollocking Pardew for focusing on the JPT rather than the league? From there it would be a case of qualifying for the Europa League, putting in a decent effort, but still focusing mainly on the league. Through group stage, out at quarters tops. From there, the next project would begin... That is in my opinion, the peak of our reasonable expectations for the next period, and could well be in the project that Pochettino has been brought in to oversee. It assumes no or few injuries to key players, and that we keep hold of our key performers...no heads being turned by promises of money and silverware etc etc. There is no way we will be qualifying for the Champions League anytime soon without, as numerous people have said, a ridiculous amount of cash being flung at us.

Aside from winning a penalty for no apparent reason the other day, he's not been great.

His career is effectively over, he had his shot at the big time with Spurs and was found lacking. I'd be very very suprised if he's still managing next season. He hates being called it, but he is a classic 'wheeler-dealer' manager who occasionally gets lucky on the odd deal, needs huge financing to be moderately successful, leaves most of the coaching to a good support team and courts the press brilliantly.

Not only that, but the Sharktopus documentary stars that bloke from Nacho Libre that isn't Jack Black! Who knew!?!! Sharktopi are misunderstood beasts and it is my mission to rehabilitate their poor public image. Also, there is b00bs in the documentary film. BRILL!

****PEDANT ALERT**** If I remember correctly, I think Yoshida was the captain of the Olympic team. So although good, probably not that famous, who was the GB Captain? Was it Giggsy? ****PEDANT ALERT OVER**** It would be a real shame to see Lee go, I think he is a top player who has on occasion shown real promise. Unfortunately, for whatever reason, he's just not making it into the 1st team and for that reason alone i'm sure he's itching to move on and play first team football. Also, the song for him is one of my personal favourites.

Should have added her on facebook as well, there's bound to be a Malia '11 (other holiday destinations are available) photo album starring her and a few of her mates fresh out of sixth form wearing very very little on some sunkissed beach. Might even be a couple of topless shots in there. Lovely. You're welcome.

This. Good solid player, probably at his absolute peak about now. But certainly no more than a decent squad player with our options.

Maybe we should get super fast looking cycling helmets for the team. Might give Lambert that extra yard of pace? It's all about the marginal gains! Plus, the opposition would be falling over in stitches at our ridiculous get up. Win Win!

Exactly! If anything, he's surely a Man City legend, well for their fans who stuck with them in the dark late 90s anyway...

Hello chaps, Just stumbled across this and thought I'd share. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269020/Couple-addicted-Burger-King-McDonalds-lose-17st-ditching-takeaways.html Bleugh. Fair play though. They now look like this. Still wouldn't.

The title reminded me of Ian Holloway's famous quote following a scrappy win against Chesterfield... "To put it in gentleman's terms if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, some weeks they're good looking and some weeks they're not the best. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She wasn't the best looking lady we ended up taking home but she was very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much, let's have a coffee" To adapt, basically we want to be signing the fit birds and not the uggo's. In this world, Gaston Ramirez would be an A-list Hollywood celeb, perhaps a Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games, young up and coming etc blah blah. Whereas players like Tommy Forecast for instance would be the equivalent of an extra in Corrie who buys a paper from Norris.

My positivity is resolute, unwavering and infectious!

I'm new. I love everyone. I cannot hate. I cannot tell a lie. I'm a big ball of positive cuddly energy.

I want to break free - sung by Cortese Video to play on the JUMBOTRON screens, featuring the Dear Leader wearing a dashing red cocktail dress while hoovering the boardroom.

A statue of Rupert Lowe. LOL.

When Fulham had their brilliant run to the final the other year under Woy didn't they qualify throught the Fair Play league?

Allegedly he is currently (2007) a 'property developer', maybe he took Lowe's advice... http://fourfourtwo.com/interviews/whathappenednext/345/article.aspx