badgerx16

People who regularly slag off Davey and Polanski suddenly agree with them when they say something they agree with.

An American female ski jumper was DQ'd because her skis were 1cm too long.

Who will be cheering on Zimbabwe tomorrow ? If they beat Ireland then Australia are out.

England struggle to a win against Australia B Italy.

My wife has just said it is a typical lesbian relationship- 2 cunts together.

So many in the figure skating pairs are Russians who have managed to get a new nationality in the last 2 years. Have they been running a spam email system - "Russian skaters want to know you better".

Lucifer

"Women in Education earn less..." : Teaching Assistants are the lowest paid classroom staff and almost entirely women. The classifications in that report are far too widespread and generalised.

God is among us

This manager couldn't succeed in the Premier League if you put 4 million volts through him This is an ex Premier League manager.

What's on the other side of the wall ?

Bet they don't speak English either.

Given the size of the universe and number of galaxies the probability that life might evolve elsewhere approaches certainty. However, given the age of the universe and it's potential lifetime, these other civilisations might have been and gone before Man evolved, or may not appear until long after we are gone.

Some day soon the Vogons will be along to demolish the Earth to make way for an interstellar bypass, so don't make any long term plans.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.........