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And you think that Corbyn, rocking the "jaded geography teacher" look, will fare better in the eyes of the electorate?

As evidenced by the result of the last General Election where that raft of easy pickings gave Miliband the ammunition to sweep to victory.

Talksport reporting that Utd bid last week.

You've missed a zero from the end of that figure. I'm sure we all remember the kerfuffle caused by BAs decision to cancel their normal worldwide flight schedule for the day to ferry 200,000 of the bestest to Germany and back.

I honestly doubt that anyone here knows a great deal about the players they've brought in for this season - they're not really on our radar, are they?

Oh dear Crawley, that's almost as embarrassing as continuing to celebrate a draw against your local rivals that neither stopped them getting promoted or stopped you getting relegated... Actually, no, it isn't.

#cupfinal

Sure it's not lost interweb connection then?

Everything is listed as folders tonight, looks ****. What are you running it on MLT?

We think we know that VVD had a medical last week but do we know if he passed it?

Read the book instead, there's more sex in it.

Agreed. Would much rather have kept Toby at CB last season and Reed in midfield - we'd have been stronger overall and it would have given Reed more experience. A rare mistake from Ronald, imho. Whenever I've seen Reed he strikes me as being a little over-keen and trying a bit too hard to impress. Although he seems full of energy I think he could use it in better ways rather than trying to chase absolutely everything down like an over-enthusiastic puppy. He'll learn that with experience from playing matches.

The only way I'd support something like that would be if the 20 Premier League B teams took the place of the entire 4th Division and forced all the current 4th Division teams out of the Football League and into non-league oblivion.

Harrison Reed needs games.

My sources tell me that Koeman doesn't want to sell Fonte. Relax everyone.

You'll get nowhere in that industry unless you claim it was the result of your INVESTIGATION, young man.

SSN is just embarrassing now. There's a guy stood in front of a big screen displaying the word INVESTIGATING while he reads the words from Steve Cotterill's press conference in relation to them signing Dwight Gayle. It's not quite Woodward and Bernstein

I agree and I hope to god that you're right.

It's not so much about prize money, more the huge crowds that will flock to Fratton to see the Division 3 giants like Shrewsbury, Rochdale and Port Vale.

3,4,2,5,1,6.

At the time a lot people mentioned that he had some serious personal issues going on but I didn't hear anyone talk the specifics. This is the first I've heard about his child etc. Poor guy.

I'm still not convinced that they have gone for broke, tbh - they are a big club for Division 4 (lol) and should have a turnover that dwarfs most of their rivals. Additionally, even if they do overspend and get into the poop again they are so bloody tinpot at the moment that their debts will be trifling in comparison to the amounts they've written off before. Another whip round among the toothless few should be able to clear that up again.

and I thought to myself, who is the big black guy, he is so dominant

I've just flicked over to their game and I see exactly why they want to expand Fratton Park.

The9 and Steve would appear to have given more thought to these plans than the "architect" who actually crayoned them in the first place