Victor

Could be interesting - he's a maverick. - that's one for the teenagers!

Bradley Wright-Phillips' nephew (Ian's grandson) scored for Stoke tonight. No sign of Rory's lad.

Ramos has been linked with Newcastle and Paris St Germain. Still think we have a chance?

Bit unfair surely. Didn't his move to United coincide with the start of the illness that left him unable to even walk?

Don't worry, it's Dale Stephens (according to BBC). Let's hope he's good.

Of course he knew what was meant; he was just highlighting the amusing consequence of a careless typo. Twat. At least he didn't edit his post and still leave the unnecessary duplication of the quote.

Very few I suspect. But anyone who becomes a success owes to those who helped them get there. That is why many believe he should pay his proper share of taxes that pay for the teachers, health workers, roads etc. etc. that helped him on his way. And ensure that his wife does the same. Maybe he doesn't use the roads, have all those bins at his multiple residencies emptied, but he still owes to the society that gives him the opportunities. He didn't become a success in a vacuum that cost nothing.

Maybe because people keep spelling his name wrongly and they think he's trying to hide a Maxwell connection (or a silver hammer).

That was when, together with David, we had 2 Armstrongs in the first team. Can't imagine that happening again. ......... oh, yeah!

His biography? Must be a slim book. Chapter 1: His childhood. Chapter 2: Manchester United. The end; or did he have a dark side?

Ooops! Sorry, I missed him saying "Here you are, Raheem, this one's for you not for Harry because he's in an offside position, Okay, ref, did you get that?"

....... that is, "not offside" if the defender's touch is considered deliberate.

Whether the defender's touch is deliberate is irrelevant in this case. When the ball is played to Kane he is offside, flag should go up, free kick. Had he had been onside when the ball is played to him, but in an offside position when the ball is deflected to him, then he is not offside.

Why all the booing throughout the game? Is it what Scottish fans do?

Or maybe it should be '14' for the innocent Liverpool fans found guilty of manslaughter and jailed.

They've forgotten the large '39'. But then, they always do.

Aah, but according to him they didn't lose tonight, they missed an opportunity!

Oh, sorry. To answer your question - it's lovely, ta.

Shouldn't that be a lower case 'h' for 'hamlet?! And an apostrophe in 'hows'? And a question mark at the end of your question?

But it's not against the law so go ahead.

JWP last game.

Sure it's not a Russian rocket-launcher aimed at Mariupol?

But Broja and Adams do appear to have changed the game!

Sorry, didn't realise you were addressing Ralph I didn't know he was on the Forum during games.

Basically you're stating the bleeding obvious.