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Some of the name is missing, but presumably that's Burley.

I've always found those folded paper things with lines and writing all over them have avoided the need to admit cold air to the interior. Is it the writing you couldn't handle?

More likely Wilde is coming to the game and doesn't want to be shouted at by a 16 year-old boy.

Aah, but the trouble with an 'overrated' team is that while YOU think they are no good they actually go on winning games.

I reckon Watford and Derby will be safe by then and Charlton will be down. Blackpool to lose at Swansea and go down, leaving one place to decided on the last day from us, Plymouth, Forest, Barnsley and Norwich (who will lose at Charlton). We still have a very good chance of staying up if we can put a run together and Blackpool and Plymouth fail to halt their slide, and, like others, am looking forward to seeing the look on Billy Davies' face as Forest go down.

Qwerty, I think you mean "lie". Chickens lay eggs, brickies lay bricks, waiters lay tables, protesters lay roses at the feet of Ted Bates - they are completely different verbs, one transitive, the other intransitive. Well, if you can poke fun at someone who is actually doing something he feels will help this badly ailing club, I can poke fun at someone who is happy with their badly ailing English!

Do I really need to explain, are you really that simple-minded? I was not calling him a liar, I was merely giving one reason why I feel his opinion is not worth a hill of beans.

What? - you mean implying it wasn't before .......and, of course, Saeijs has been at the club for, ooooooh, let's see -yep, AGES and AGES - so if he says it is so, then surely it IS so!

Sundance Beast = Be Satan's Dunce Alpine Saint = It Anal Penis

Sundance Beast = Be Satan's Dunce Alpine Saint = It Anal Penis

"Upcoming"!! The word is 'coming', not 'upcoming'. 'Upcoming' was invented by Sky Sports to advertise some minor sporting event, probably invoving 2 non-league teams or some overdressed Americans, that they know noone gives a toss about watching in the mistaken hope that it will seem more glamorous than it is, and has now been adopted by men in offices wearing suits who want to make the ******** they are spouting sound important. Stop helping to spread this silliness any farther now, please!

My bruvver's got a bigger **** than you, but he doesn't use it as a brain. What HAS Lowe driven us to?! Who needs enemies with fellow supporters like you lot. Have differences of opinion by all means, but grow up FFS!

But he did have 210 days or so to watch them, train with them etc., as opposed to half a day, you pillock. And if Pearson had started this season we would have had a manager from day 1 who knew a fair bit about the squad - and who, without a SHADOW of a doubt, would have won more than 1 home game out of 16. Wotte's remarks are condescending and inaccurate, rude, unnecessary, counterproductive, nonsensical (e.g. "are they waiting for us to go down" - no, you idiot, they are marching NOW!). He certainly hasn't got a clue PR-wise, I just hope for the fans' sake he does have slightly more of a clue about organising a football team - which is what he is actually paid and to do, and is what, surely, he should be spending 100% of his time doing. Wotte - sort it! You've talked the talk - now do the other bit!!

For goodness sake, I know Ladysaint said "one former captain", but surely it was bleedin' obvious she meant a former Saints' captain! Anyone who doesn't say Alan Ball clearly didn't see him play. He, more than anyone, got us back into the top flight and established us there. Chris Marsden as a suggestion? My God, you poor children!

Brilliant! Someone who knows the facts. Please tell us, because I've been dying to know. (Worthwhile response not anticipated)

Fagan 1nce? Not another manager trying to palm his crap son off on us?

You ARE joking, surely? Golac, Bridge, Paine, Channon and Moran could all beat any in the B team - and Armstrong was a lot quicker than he looked (his intelligent reading of the game meant he didn't normally have to rush, but he could get from getting a shot in, to clearing a ball off the line before you'd even notice he'd moved).

Not sure what language this is written in, but we sure have got enough planks to make a case for making a case as captain. And was Steve Williams ever captain?

I know Mary Corbett was suggested as Chairman but I hadn't heard it had happened. Not up on OS, so it's possible.

I see Michael Wilde is a board member of ex-Saints. I'd rather he were an ex-member of Saints board!

I wish you hadn't said that - looks like a nailed-on certainty then!

More likely Ricardo Fuller - he's out injured for a long time and therefore much more our type of loanee.

Staying outside the ground will have the stronger impact as it will be a visual demonstration to press, directors etc. of the numbers not attending. To avoid being "moved on", can the group not simply keep marching slowly round the stadium?

Which one will the Hampshire Constulary solve first - player assault or Wilde death threat? Still plenty to speculate on now that relegation is certain.

Presumably Wilde is too scared to come to SMS now in case he is killed, so he gets the team to go to him. How are the boys in blue getting on with their investigation, by the way - anyone been arrested yet?