Victor

Only scored one, actually. Everything about Ekelund seems to get exaggerated with the passing of time. And in answer to Arizona's question, I can forget - and have forgotten - Aledine Yahia. Who he?

Rasiak

Are you both very fat or do you suffer from claustrophobia (fear of Norwegian centre backs)

Why on earth do you want to know - are you going to get me some crisps at half-time?

Are they the opposite of Justices of the Peace?

Don't often get Wykehamists on this forum.

But while we gloat we should remember but there but for the grace of Marcus etc. We should also remember that people will be losing their jobs through no fault of their own, that football clubs throughout the country are at the mercy of a bunch of crooks and Walter Mittys and that we so very nearly ended up with one of them. We have been very lucky. It is their football club (you lot would be the first to jeer at anyone from Portsmouth who supported MU etc. instead of their hometown club); they are fellow football fans, mostly decent though, like Saints, they have an unpleasant element. They could get lucky next time with an owner like ours and be free of debt, so be careful before you gloat. You should have learned the lesson. It is amusing for us at the moment, but try and be grown-up about it.

Can't you just show you are better than them and above such pathetic gloating?

If your creative football skills are as good as your inventivation at making up words I suggest you offer you services to Pardew. Agree about Seaborne.

Chanrai just confirmed they will go into admin on Friday if a buyer is not found.

Worth listening to the clip of Robinson included in that article - he is seriously upset about the way Saints celebrated the win there, seriously upset that we have a squad that cost "£10 million pounds" (he obviously has inside information on all those 'undiscloseds') and seriously upset that we bought Puncheon. Seems a very annoyed little man (seem to remember he got a little annoyed in the league game at SMS!) and I reckon our players are in for a rough ride tonight. Also reckon most of their claimed 'injuries' will heal by tonight.

I'm a little confused; has Brian Truscott approved this as the official history of the historians? And can we expect to see this in print soon.

Sir Michael Channon - knighted for his services to Portsmouth Football Club.

Shouldn't they be changing it so that the crescent moon is up the other way and above the star?

He stole a 48 year-old woman?! Sounds in Wayne Rooney's league.

Trotman gone to Huddersfield on loan. Seabourne or Trotman; was it timing with arrival of new manager at Preston or did AP prefer Seabourne?

Have a certain grudging admiration for Keane - he does nasty with style, as opposed to the likes of Davies, Ferguson etc..

Goebbels put out false propaganda - exactly what Pardew is NOT doing! He did not criticise people for speculating; he did not say people should not speculate. He simply acknowledged that it happened and set out how he will handle it.

So you are saying they were "spectacular"? Surely they were not that good?.

And their score away to Hartlepool last Saturday was...........?

Maybe he was flagging up Coleman's better attributes - in the same way that he was pointing out that he is Welsh.

Subs: Steve Wood and David Lee, neither of whom were used.

Was he living in the childish manor when he threw his toys out of the pram or just visiting? I think we should be told. More shoddy journalism!

According to that his contract at Norwich ran to end of June 2011. If that's not true, none of the rest can be trusted. If it is true, how come we got him on a free?

Blimey, has Helen McCartney got a wooden leg too? Bit of a coincidence.