Victor

Have I missed something or am I correct in thinking the FA have said absolutely nothing about the pitch invasions? And if they haven't does anyone share my opinion that the invasions were a little more of a reason for the FA's concern than Guardiola wearing a yellow ribbon?

Who's reading it wrong? They are either available or they are not.

"potentially" not available! What the hell does that mean - is he or isn't he available?

No - they still have to play each other!

Well, your dictionary is in the right 'zone' with its definition but it is confused and not definitive, to put it kindly - or 'wrong' to put it accurately. It talks about the 3 teams with 'the lowest number of points' but. of course, there are 5 teams with the lowest number of points in the Premier League at present of which we are one. It then says 'if they stay in one of THOSE positions' not having previously referred to any 'positions'. But I agree it seems the relegation zone is generally taken as the last 3 places in the table. Why didn't the dictionary simply say that? It has totally ignored the possibility of teams tying on points - very sloppy, and surprising for a dictionary trying to associate itself with Cambridge University.

No, not out of the zone - out of relegation places.

I think you'll find we are very much IN the relegation ZONE.

,,,,, a team that has lost 5 of its last 6 and drawn the other.

Isn't Callum Chambers still at Arsenal?

I think you'll find that's sexist rather than racist. Back to PC school for you.

Enough indeed! Enough of this super-PC nonsense. They are Chinese, some of the jokes are going to play on this - that is NOT casual racism, it is more like observational humour. I laugh at jokes about white softie southerners etc.. Do you get similarly outraged when you hear jokes about the Welsh and their alleged predilection for sheep? We can't let the super-PC brigade win. You don't have to be particularly intelligent to tell when jokes are made out of malice but obviously it takes a little more than you have.

Why leave out Captain Corelli - has he got mandolin practice on Wednesdays?

You don't get it because you have misunderstood - it was a commemoration of his life, not his death.

I basically agree with what you say except that, since his decision-making is poor, he is only potentially a decent player.

Sorry? Which football team's nickname is the Tits? If I don't like a side I call them a lot worse than tits.

Canaries? Robins? And there must be others. Think you're clutching at straws to find ways of being rude about them.

Yes, I've heard but they didn't say what the n/t meant.

Am I the only one who sees 'lazy' and 'unambitious' as OK attributes particularly if you excel at something that gives you pleasure, pays the bills and is not the only thing you enjoy in your life. And I certainly don't rate footballers by dismissing them if they haven't played in the Champions League or picked up loads of international caps playing against Malta, the Faroe Islands, loads of ex-Soviet republics that I can't spell, Andorra etc. just because they are a safe option.

Apologies to the Green family if I provoked an unseemly competition but it seems too many people want to be the first to get stuff on social media. I took my information from the official Saints FC website which gives his date of death as 21/08/2017.

Since he only died yesterday this seems unlikely.

Aah, probably VVD's mum moved to Glasgow to look after him when he was at Celtic and he wants to move to Liverpool to be nearer her.

It is good. Still miss the 'Windmill Diaries'.

A loyalty bonus!? That's a misnomer. They could just say we aren't selling and you have a contract with us to play football.

These are obscure players you liked - I don't think any built up a cult following although FB may have just qualify.

Brilliant - you miss out half the letters and still spell his name wrong! He is not a c**nty!