lifeintheslowlane

If they don't hate you...you ain't doin' your job right! ...so Jimmy D wins.

Drunken driving on the way home...well not drunk but the rest of the car were smashed by the time we got to Chilworth roundabout. The evening gets a little more hazey as it wore on...I do remember something happening around the Rose Gardens about 2 am.

I still think this has a lot of life left in it yet. You know what they say about committees...despite the need to create a thoroughbred we all know they're going to end up with a camel.

...see it doesn't feel so bad now...oops they just had one sent off and conceded another.

It's OK...fixed it for you.

Viagra!

Who is this guy Bieber?? Heard the name...is he a celebrity or something?

...by that token, anything that's claimed to be "the best thing since."

Gulp...that brought a tear to trickle down my leg.

I don't know why anyone would waste time trying to disprove a Portsmyth...it's not based on reasoned facts so using them to disprove it is nonsensical...give up!

It seems obvious to me that at this time spelling out the details of the deal would negatively affect the completion of pledges and the uptake of new ones. I don't see transparency any time soon.

...are you mad!! That would mean they would have to dismantle and re-construct the tin sheds at the opposite ends.

If I stopped eating from my lucky Saints breakfast bowl.

I understand the PDT are still urging fans to take out a £1k "Share"...is there a timescale for issuing their Share Certificates?? I would hate to think this has been dressed up as some kind of misrepresentation...would certainly be getting off on the wrong foot, wouldn't it.

Dave Jones was accused, questioned, charged, went to court and acquitted so let's be cautious...innocent until proved otherwise.

Irony bypass this morning.

^^^^ You've edited all those quotes to make him look bad Trousers...nobody but nobody could be that stupid!

Probably that kuncklehead Roy Lunniss.

Quote from a Pompey fan on FB after the game: "yeah nice one Pompey fans.. just when we get control of the club, you behave like that... ****ing all over the terraces, in people gardens and abusing your own female fans"

Ever tried to put a cork back in a bottle of Champers.

I'm reliably informed the judge has just sent out for a stronger pair of reading glasses...seems the PDT submission has a large number of disclaimers in very small print.

As much as I would hope common sense to prevail with the Judge throwing out the PDT bid...I don't think it will. The Law very often is an ass.

Not worthy of comment...ludicrous from a Reading team that bottled it.

Backin' In!! He was backin' in ref, I swear it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfkvPnjb9hs