lifeintheslowlane

Can we have a public whipping for all the doubters on here who said it wouldn't happen!! On the centre-circle before the kick-off on Saturday...pretty PLEEEEEASE.

S**T...you don't think he'll fail his medical on his eyesight do you??

Fortunately I must have a selective memory...I can't remember any of them. Somehow I think I'm going to remember Osvaldo. Page 42 for me.

Time to lock this boring repetition until he signs for us, someone else or the window closes.

Deal clincher!!

Don't be daft, everybody knows we only make big signings on a Friday! Now where did I put that watch...it's here somewhere.

It's only 600+ quid...I'll buy another one if we make a late signing.

If this happens I will attend the first home game only to throw my season ticket at the dug-out. I just can't deal with this level of incompetence! Ahhh...that's better.

Do you mean how many times will a refusal have to be reported? Negotiations often involve refusals before the final acceptance, journalist will dress a refusal in as dramatic terms as they can muster. The people involved aren't idiots who haven't negotiated contracts before...sit back relax and let them get on with it.

Yeah I hate to say it but both Keegan and Shilts aren't synonymous with Saints as are Big Ron, Nicky Holmes and Bobby Stokes. I think a review is in order or as has been suggested a rotation.

Just checked and YEP it's working.

Surely that 60 quid will be going to one of the starving creditors...we all know how highly they figure in the conscious of the Blue Few.

...and still no Big Ron.

:) :) Ear to ear!

Speaking for everyone...Yes. Of course that doesn't include you.

As I'm the generous type...I'll give you the draw. ...and take the moral victory

Osvaldo is an Argentine-born Italian Ferrari driver.

Hmmm can't remember...all these Argentine Ferrari drivers look the same to me.

Living in London or half-way between means he gets to drive his new toy, (Red Ferrari is de rigueur for an Italian International) back and forth along the M3 until he loses his license or runs over his foot again. Much better than just a short drive in heavy traffic between Chilworth and Staplewood. It's all a matter of dressing the Saints package to suit the target. If the club need further advice, I do freelance.

For God's sake THE WATCH...somebody tell him about THE WATCH!! It's the deal clincher everybody's forgotten to mention.

Here's a happy little homily for you. Those who have so much invested in negativity find it difficult to enjoy anything but failure.

Jeez...you lot are nearly as deluded as the prize plank doing all of the talking. YOU CANNOT HOLD A DISCUSSION WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL OF THE ANSWERS.

I'm with the majority of Saints fans in wishing Nicola a very Happy Birthday!!

Looks like the Fish Fiddlers have had the last laugh...and Rallyboy has delivered the (page)1810 Overture to a Golden Season. I have a feeling it's going to be EPIC.

Agreed...Benali was vastly underrated as a goalscoring full-back.