lifeintheslowlane

That's Tranmere's first win in the last 14 games.

Could have been worse...Tranmere missed a penalty shortly before adding their third.

OK...I suppose that will have to do.

Let's do this again shall we?? Do you have a softer side...something that illuminates the soul...as well as the crotch.

I'm afraid we both missed the intermission such was our compatibility from the start. We are still sleeping together at the advent of Star Wars VII.

Ahhhh Star Wars. I have fond memories of the original movie...it was the first time I slept with my wife ...from about 10 minutes in until the final credits.

News from Nairobi, just outside Egypt. "Swift action by British Police put a smile on the Kenyan Southampton FC football export’s face after his stolen car was recovered early yesterday. This came after a Monday night house robbery at his Winchester, London residence." Read more at: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/article/2000142620/police-recover-victor-wanyama-s-sh8-million-range-rover-following-a-robbery-at-his-london-residence?

Horrible...very sad...RIP young man.

More comedy gold on the radio this morning...Recent loan signing Marcus Bean quoted as saying he would welcome the loan to be made permanent. Apparently "people" are saying..."outside of the Championship, this is the place to be" Who are these "people"?

X2

So now they have added three loan signings Awful needs to unload...could be another hate campaign targeting contracted players in the offing: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-keen-to-reduce-squad-size-1-6438634

Why does this deserve its own thread. Oh right to serve the "Knee-jerk Numpties".

So he made a mistake. Football players do...get over it.

Have played better and lost so the point is a bonus. So bloody wound up I need to do some deep-breathing exercises...and reeelaaax.

WHAT!! What are you talking about...I have "04:01-05:00" in the MLT Print Competition...patience won't do...we need an early goal.

He's a BIG Liverpool fan.

Damn...this game is so winnable at the moment it's making me doubly nervous. Anyone worked out when the nerves ease up and we can go into a game feeling bulletproof?? Don't get me wrong...I'll be fine if we set up our game right in the first 5 minutes (I have 4-5 minutes on the MLT print lottery) but this waiting for Monday night is wearing even "optimistic me" down.

I think he's hamstrung by the realisation they can't afford to pay up his contract, (not that this has bothered them in the past) and then shell out on someone who could be more expensive and likely no better. Ooooo dilemma...what to do??

This is a lot of fun. The dance routine a la FAME!! [video=youtube;wY-kAnvOY80]

Happy birthday Matt...hope you saw the soiled bedsheet on Millbrook roundabout this year.

Quite! Fortunately one rarely has to venture outside ones private executive box until the masses have vacated the stadium after the game has finished.

Thank you...one has standards doncha know.

The Average Saints fan is: Male YES Aged 60 or above YES Social grade is ABC1 (Which is upper, middle or lower midde-class) UPPER Lives in the South Coast region Hampshire and The Cote d'azur Leans politically to the right Like all Upper Class we are A-political Typical professions are in Travel and Hospitality, Engineering and Mining Certainly not! Favourite dish is Sweet and Sour Spare Rib Kedgeree Favourite hobbies are Bird Watching, Gardening and Reading Polo & Yachting Favourite sports are Football and Cricket See above Have general interests in Business and Finance, Radio and International News Certainly Not! Most likely pet is a Cat One has Hounds Shops at Waitrose Housekeeper does all that sort of stuff Wears brands like Blue Harbour, Bench and Craghoppers ...and they are?? Banks at Lloyds Off-shore Drives an Alfa Romeo One doesn't drive...One is driven. Favourite film is One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest Gunga Din Favourite TV Show is Bleak House To the Manor Born Favourite music artist is The Moody Blues Royal Blood Favourite celebrity is Audrey Hepburn HRH Prince Charles...went to school together. Reads The Guardian and Condé Nast Traveller The Times

Can we now lock this thread as it's now been taken over by the usual galloping egos.

Owch!