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Not just wags but any women in the daily grind of life. For example, in the midst of an argument, said woman will see she is losing and doesn't have a leg to stand on, but rather than hold her hands up (as this will cause a shift in the cosmos and remove all her powers for future arguments) she will: option 1: choose to take offence to something where clearly no offence was intended option 2: accuse you of raising your voice (which you aren't), you deny it, she says yes you were, then the argument becomes about that. Classic deflection tactic option 3: make it about you always having a go at her and she doesn't have to take it Can see it happening, but no idea how to stop it! Any advice would be much appreciated

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/30/liverpool-unacceptable-words-discrimination Seems like they have missed a few off to me. Although I do like "She-man", "That's gay", "You're gay" and "Don't be a woman". Those words can really cut deep. Do you think we should offer to put a similar list together on behalf of our mighty saints?

Nice gesture. However, I can't actually remember a single spectacular Stoke away performance since they have been in the PL.

You said you can't have too much strength in depth, which I disagree with as I think if you have too many good players not playing then it can affect the spirit in the camp. One of Ferguson's attributes was his ability to keep his decent squad players happy and therefore maintain good strength in depth (with the possible exception of Berbatov). In my opinion, Man City have not done so well in that regard and that discontent has come to the surface on a few occasions. If you meant to say we should have good strength in depth, then I would agree. There has to be a balance though.

Disagree with that. Good players are never happy to not be playing (except those running their contracts down Bogarde-style).

Midday

That's good enough for me. Not the style we play any more anyway. I still have nightmares about Higginbottom's persistent and aimless hoofs up to an isolated Crouch. Glad those days are gone.

Its on the Grauniad - http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jul/10/victory-wanyama-southampton-transfer-celtic He's already said his goodbyes to Celtic team-mates er tomorrow... make sense of that

Just watched a film with this bird in - she was in Minority Report years ago and was fairly average looking in that, seems to have got a lot better with age (she is now 44) I'd welcome your feedback

According to Arry, he actually misses chances that his nan could have scored

I thought Bearsy's avi was Scooby Doo with a sunflower in the background?

According to the beeb - she speaks 5 languages. Thinking man's crumpet.

How many former players scored against us last season? Name them

Elm Park

Pains me that I have to wait while Apple deliver Genius results that I never asked for

Or it would flash brown if she.... actually better check the rules before I finish that sentence

I'd disagree with that for a start. Yoshida has had a decent season but I wouldn't consider him a shoo-in

Dunno if it has been mentioned already, but the car thing isn't the only time he hit the headlines for the wrong reasons! http://football-chat.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=15648

Bravo to this suggestion, combined with Tokyo's sense of comedy timing it made the weekend. We were only meant to get one each but the stag got confused so Tokyo had about 7 in the end

Tokyo = secret Celtic fan

Bit harsh considering they are Welsh, and therefore have Welsh under-21 players like Ben Davies

If the Bear is perma-banned I for one won't come on here anywhere near as much. Not that I'll be missed of course as I don't post that often, but I always enjoyed reading his banter Tokyo must feel like Wise did when Morecambe passed away

I make that 5 former players who have scored against us in the league this season, must be some kind of horrible unwanted record? Gareth Bale (twice) Theo Walcott Nathan Dyer Kenwyne Jones Peter Crouch That seems a lot to me, too many in fact. Have I missed any?

IIRC that was the infamous match Grobbelaar (allegedly) deliberately let in Cov's opening goal after a couple of mins?

Platt never played in Spain and has no connection to MP whatsoever