KelvinsRightGlove

Christ, I've taken enough abuse for who I work for as it is. Eff being one of those guys.

Yeah, I found the results eerily close to the truth.

D'ya get a blue parking badge?

Got pickpocketed my first night there when on holiday with the gf. On the plus side, the copper we spoke to when reporting it was probably the nicest, most charming man I have ever met. Recommended loads of things to do, cafes and bars and even booked a table for us at his Wife's sisters restaurant who provided us an absolute feast for next to nothing. The general population are so nice it cancels out the pickpockets. I've been 7/8 times in the last three years (my company has an office there), can honestly say I have never seen this.

5"4?!

That may have something to do with who owns both those enterprises.

You gonna get all Heisenberg on me?

If anyone cares: Young Fathers - Dead FKA Twigs - LP1 East India Youth - Total Strife Forever Bombay Bicycle Club - So Long, See You Tomorrow Anna Calvi - One Breath Nick Mulvey - First Mind Go Go Penguin - v2.0 Polar Bear - In Each and Every One Jungle - Jungle Damon Albarn - Everyday Robots Kate Tempest - Everybody Down Royal Blood - Royal Blood

Alternatively:

Shut up Tobias.

I might send Steve and FoI request to see who is the most "Ignored" poster. Thoughts on the top 5? Barry & Glasgow when they were around. You? Alps?

Not hasty. It's a terrible film.

Luke Skywalker, apparently. I've never really watched Star Wars.

Derailed? Awful film.

Nobody buys a football kit for the quality of the shirt.

Oh great, so now I die quicker too.

Yeah, these things too. Also theatres. I know a lot of the ones round me in London are old, but seriously. I'm only 6"3/6"4 (yes that's clearly tall - but I'm not exactly a proper giant) and I just cannot fathom who these seats were designed for. Were all people in the 1800's (or whenever these things were built) pint sized? Eeesh.

How you coming on with that?

A lot of men won't go out with women taller(/bigger) than them.

Honestly think I'd rather be short than bald. Being tall ent all it's cracked up to be. I'm hideously clumsy, have the turning circle of a double decker bus, I'm forever hitting my head on things, I get people start on me for no reason (other than my height), people at gigs hate me, I'm usually the one that takes the majority of **** cups at festivals/gigs, people always want piggy backs, I always have a bad back, travel (car/train/bus/coach/place) is a nightmare.

It's why I'm growing at the minute. Go for the Thor look whilst I still can.

I'm not even losing my hair and I'm already stressing about it. I'm pretty tall though, so nerr.

Bright colours & random words. That is all Noel Fielding has. As for the tests, we did them at work earlier this year. Actually quite enjoyed them, found the Briggs-Myers quite useful really. It helps give you a perspective into how other people work or process things. Highlighted a few things in myself and those around, it certainly has helped the way I work with my team. Like most of these things, you get out what you put in.

You two were off getting baked somewhere. Don't lie to me. where was my invite?