KelvinsRightGlove

It's a decent listen. Think it will take me a few listens to really get into it. It's streaming on Spotify now too.

Salmond really is being a prize prat now. Accept the result? Bïtch please. Utterly pathetic petulance.

Errrm I swear the difference when Poch came in (mid season) was evident almost immediately. What was it Wednesday/Thursday he took over? You could see the pressing game against Everton on the Monday.

But, but Les Reed is useless. And he can't sell the club to anyone. That's why we're going to get a Hughton-esque manager and no players will join.

Not fantastic, but 3 points and a clean sheet away from home. Will take that all day long ta.

I thought Owen cost £8m?

Quit foolin' Bear, we all know that's your favourite meal anyway.

Mate at work shared a pre-release of the new Aphex Twin album with me. Gotta say I'm really enjoying it.

Problem with that is, Lucas has hardly looked his old self (was never overly keen on him at his best if I'm honest) post-injury either. Surprised they went for so many attacking players and didn't sort out a decent DM - Gerrard, Henderson & Allen aren't really defensive minded players that will break up play in front of the defence.

I think this is the issue. As always, none of us do (really).

Yeah! Yes it's one of those days. I'm not taking this particularly seriously, sorry guys.

As I said above. Ron commented on Mane and the work permit situation on Thursday. How often do you need to be updated? The shirts thing, really? As if Marketing are going to comment on if a player has a work permit or not yet. Given that the club replaced the Taider shirt, they'll probably do the same if the Mane deal does fall through (which I highly doubt will happen).

Oi, I like Hot Chip! P.s. Big up the single mums. My mother bought me up on her own, with very little income of her own. Not her fault my dad was a cheating scumbag. I turned out OK(ish)

Tact isn't exactly Mr Pardew's strong suit, as this incident demonstrated. But, I'd still be quite surprised if this were true. Hope Jonas recovers fully, a timely reminder - get checking boys!

Whilst we're at it, I whole heartedly approve of two people this beautiful procreating. It can only be good for the gene pool, imo.

Are you comparing me to a slave master pap? TBF, I'm often told I look like this fella

Koeman spoke about him getting a stamp last Thursday. How often do you need to be updated?

As this is in essence a football forum, how about we force the mens and womens teams to breed. Take the best players and make them have babies, then take the best players of both sexes from this batch and make them breed. We'll be winning the WC in no time

Some strong face hair game going on there. I'm going for the lion look at the moment, long hair coupled with a long beard. Full mane effect. Rawr.

Screw that, I want a go!

Dafuq you on about?

It doesn't though, does it? How has Pochettino gone from being someone who you (and many others, myself included) were gutted to lose to useless over night? He's a good manager, that did a good job here. Yeah the way he left didn't exactly endear himself to us, but stop being petty and re-writing history ffs.

I don't know about Android, but it works on the browser on my iPad. If that helps at all.

He has the most wobbly head ever

David Gray = aggiest crowd ever. I got started on by four different people at different stages of the show. Apparently talking/fun are not allowed at David Gray gigs. Heads up if anyone is going. Edit: to a future gig I mean obv.