Danbert

Dennis Wise was on our books as a youth team player.

5m pounds is a hell of a lot of money for a player of his calibre, I'd be amazed if anyone offered us that much.

I just think 2m is way more than he's worth - he's a third division player and I know he's quite good but seriously. Think what we paid for Hammond, Fonte and Lambert. There are very few clubs with money to spend at the minute and I can't see anyone forking out 2m for him. To my knowledge its a very long time since anyone from this division went for that sort of money.

No, I always rated Kenwyne and thought we sold him cheaply. He hasn't really set the world alight in the Premiership though.

Frankly, if they did offer 2m quid for him I'd bite their arm off. Not that its going to happen obviously.

Point taken. I reckon they'll be both knackered and dispirited come Monday - should be there for the taking.

Or Dodd Gorman...

Was definitely handball I saw it on t'telly.

I loved Lambert's, the nonchalance power and improbable accuracy from distance took me back a few years

No it isn't

As if

http://www.wembleystadium.com/brilliantfuture/thenewdesign/keyfeatures.htm The Sliding Roof and the Pitch "One of the key challenges of the design team was to keep the famously high standard of the Wembley pitch while, at the same time, designing a stadium with stands that are higher and closer to the pitch than the original stadium and give better uninterrupted views. Many new stadia have suffered from poor pitches as the stands in the stadia can leave large sections of the pitch in almost permanent shadow. Grass demands direct sunlight to grow effectively. For this reason, the sliding roof remains an integral part of the design for the new Wembley. Options such as a palletised pitch (moving a patchwork pitch in and out of the Stadium between events) or regularly re-laying the pitch were rejected as inappropriate for Wembley. Instead, computer models have been made of air movement and sunlight on the existing pitch and the unique moving roof designed for the new Stadium." Yeah, right furkin eedjets.

Love the garbled footballer speak: "The results we have got lately have given us more confidence and given us the smell of our aim, it's in our hands, and we're working hard and concentrating as much as possible to do that."

Thanks St Patrick

The real issue to my mind is not the length of the thread but its title. I see no takeover...

They're good at PR http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/8505269.stm

Blah blah blah, they might as well have taken it straight from Pravda or the OS.

Better at what and how do you know?

Duuh they can't say can they

You what?

Errr why exactly?

Don't bother it wasn't funny

Many thanks for that

Might've known it grrr.

Check out this highly amusing (in places) festive satire on Pompey's plight: