Danbert

When growing up, the poor child had to do without Sky so his parents could afford to send him to Winchester College

Glad he had his renaissance in the Championship, but I don't see him running a Premier League midfield

He only turned out for them 17 times and wasn't great when he did

JWP started 34 Premier League games last season. He scored seven and assisted seven. Seems strange if the new West Ham manager has already decided to off-load him.

Perhaps you should take your own advice

Political parties shouldn't have owners, they should represent their members' interests. At elections we choose our representatives who we hold to account when they vote in Parliament. If Farage isn't prepared to stand for election, his opinions are not relevant.

He owns Reform, but he's not standing as a candidate. He's not in line to be one of the representatives in our representative democracy. His only qualification for being invited on programmes like Question Time is that he's always in the news, and he's in the news because he gets invited on programmes like Question Time.

Bild says we want Bittencourt https://www.southamptonfc.news/transfers/southampton-make-lucrative-offer-to-sign-bundesliga-man-ahead-of-premier-league-return/

Why is Farage even on Question Time? He's just a has-been MEP with a rich friend. Why should we care what he thinks?

I think the club want ex-players who themselves have been through the Saints youth system as coaches to give the kids someone to look up to

Lavia, Broja, Livramento - we've done it before, I hope we can find some decent kids from somewhere

How did the big man do on Saturday?

Arghhh all streams are dead - curse you Internet

Poch on Lavia: Stupid of them to sign him, daft of us to sign Stewart too. I hope both come good.

ABKCDAJFUWHIF IMHO

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/27/romeo-lavia-chelsea-season-over-one-appearance-thigh-injury-setback Lavia managed 32 minutes and broke down again 😞

A Pompey hero speaks: "Lallana said to me “What are you doing?”. So I smacked him in the face." https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/it-was-crazy-i-smacked-him-in-the-face-ricardo-rochas-portsmouth-admission-over-controversial-southampton-flashpoint-4547098

Never in doubt

Holgate sent off after 10 minutes - I always said he was shit

Brexit positives like a fictional increase in exports of honey to Saudi Arabia are somewhat offset by the 100 billion in lost exports to the EU that nobody, but nobody saw coming and which, in any case, will definitely be offset by all these fantastic new trade deals we're always just about to sign. McInnes Emoji

Big Joe Aribo to start please

What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't make a vita min

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/feb/09/southampton-record-unbeaten-run-russell-martin Interesting take on our unbeaten run

Their top scorer is a center back who's probably out injured. I think we can tear them a new one.

Some Gammon bait from the Daily Heil that amusingly builds on a misunderstanding of what a trade deal actually is. Apparently, those pesky Eurocrats are threatening our British right to prevent people withholding their labor. Surely now we're a sovereign country they no longer have any say in how we decide to trash our own country? Think again Gammons!