Danbert

I remember when we signed Ball

Top ten is asking a hell of a lot. I'd be pleased with a season where we don't look like relegation candidates.

Hahahaha hahahaha - another ex-Man U player who made a ****e manager

I don't understand why we're not trying to offload him - he is an international, and with his wages subsidized there would surely be takers. He should have absolutely no future here as he's way way below the required standard.

Here's hoping Newcastle hand over the reigns to Steve Bruce - they'll be even more borked, if they do

He just made the biggest **** up in front of goal, I have ever seen.

Stream: http://cricfree.top/soccer/mali-ivory-coast-cfrb5gce?l=1398722194

The Dildo Brothers should buy him, he'd fit right in.

He was the best player on the pitch in the PL2 playoff final, IMHO.

I do trust our ITK sources, but not you obviously.

Are you sure he's signed? I don't see that anywhere in the article you link to, and the club haven't announced it, as far as I can see.

Kit delayed, nothing to do with the sponsor being fictional, honest https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/17722967.southampton-are-forced-to-delay-the-release-of-their-new-kit/?ref=rss

He turned down a move to Turkey

Dan Bartlett sent to Coventry https://www.coventrytelegraph.net/sport/football/transfer-news/coventry-city-premier-league-signing-16450943

Not much use if you've only got Championship-standard floodlights, so those are getting replaced as well. Factless says they're iconic

What a totally incorruptible straight-as-a-die Frenchman

Targett's stats for last season are better than Bertrand's, both offensively and defensively. Given the number of minutes he's been on the pitch, he's actually a bit of an assist king - there's a reason other clubs are being linked to him. Also, Bertrands getting on a bit, and I wouldn't be too concerned if we moved him on.

Staying in the Premier League continuously for as long we have is a considerable achievement, only Everton and the top six's current spell in the Premier League is longer than ours.

Begging bowl out, tatty timber tabernacle is tatty https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-chief-executive-lays-bare-size-of-task-to-make-fratton-park-modern-football-stadium-1-8954795

https://tbrfootball.com/report-southampton-mull-over-move-for-swansea-city-star-connor-roberts-this-summer/ The Currant Bun linking us to Connor Roberts of Welsh fullback fame

There's a slight problem with that plan

We're clearly buying potential, I'm not sure how much we'll see of him initially

Obligatory YouTube video. If we are signing him, I guess this means its curtains for Sims.

French press linking us to a midfielder http://sportwitness.co.uk/france-southampton-aston-villa-eyeing-e15m-midfielder/

K Billy is ITK, Cabbage Face is a vegetable