Maggie May

To the tune of Red Red Wine: Nathaniel Clyne, So good you can see, You know you're not alone, In tearing apart, Fratton Park.

The Twitter poster is mistaken. We've signed a sponsorship deal with Hargroves Cycles on the Millbrook Road service road. I was hoping we'd pull of a coup by teaming with March Sports, but I'm content.

The new Jelle Van Damme.

Rofl thread. Embarrassing reactions. It's a kit. I'm far more grateful we have a club to support in the Premier League. Have some perspective.

But will the players show genuine passion towards the plans?

Wigan will have a decent season. WBA and Norwich will struggle. Think Laudrup will be a disaster for Swansea.

Loved the first one. I had the loopy landscapes expansion pack too. I bought the third installment but wasn't impressed.

I'd be very impressed if Rangnick went to West Brom. They seem to be able to attract some good managers.

Tripe. The OP is notorious at starting dud speculation threads

Tommy Widdrington??

Looks poor, IMO. Like the nippy kid at school who never passed.

I feel sorry for him. I can't blame him taking the job as it is the pinnacle of an English manager's career. He seems a genuine, traditional chap who is clearly proud to be given the chance. But the subdued media reaction to his appointment is worrying. No fanfare, no saviour, it's like they are setting him up for the fall.

"rich, creamery butter"

Damn you, Twitter! It had me going with the Bakerloo tunnel collapse yesterday!

There are reports of heavy rain and winds of up to 60mph tomorrow. Will this have an effect on tomorrow's crucial tie?

Twitter's going nuts at the moment that the Bakerloo line tunnel has collapsed under the River Thames.

There are none yet because nothing's been decided.

Kiss goodbye to our promotion hopes. Can't see us beating Coventry. Nothing about ability and Coventry being relegated, this is football and it is always hard to call.

Leicester have been atrocious.

You can't have been a Saints fan very long as your optimism has coincided with our poor and obvious run of results I on the other hand knew we'd blow it and think we will next weekend.

Get a grip.

Could easily mess it up. Can anyone post our record at the Riverside? I have a hunch that it's not particularly good.

Any lads on the raz in Boro should go to the Empire club - quality. Otherwise, head in to Yarm for some pretentious pints.

It'll be in Reading because Reading will win it.