Maggie May

Back at Swansea?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2437231/The-Footballers-Football-Column--Victor-Wanyama-I-moved-Southampton-test-best.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2437190/Southampton-Nigel-Adkins-settle-500k-compensation.html

Sorry, thought they were on ten points.

Up to fourth with that VIlla goal?

*Inset McInnes here*

Definitely not a Skate.

Lambert was absolutely knackard and it won't surprise me if he's on the bench on Sunday. What else could he have done, though? Truly dreadful football and Roy was lucky England weren't beaten. The decision to bring on Ashley Young was a poor one, and it was his mistakes which lead to Ukraine pressure. Walcott's passing and decision making was atrocious. Wilshire was decent. Apart from that, I can't pinpoint anything remotely interesting from that dross. It proves England will not succeed at a major tournament for a very long time.

Nutshell.

It may sound far fetched, but huge conglomerates - such as Monsanto - are pushing with the eradication of bees to introduce their own methods of crop pollenation. Gold and minerals are not the future's global source of economy, it's food. And they're desperate to control it.

Typical Saints fans - no originality.

Frost was an Arsenal fan, but followed Saints as he lived in Michelmersh for years.

To the theme of 'My only sunshine..' Osvaldo, Dani Osvaldo, We'd never sign you, with Stuart Gray, But you're here now, and we all love you let's hope you're still here in May

Rumour is he's off to Reading. ITK

Moses in for a medical at Liverpool, if twitter's to be believed.

"We've got Pochettino, And we've got Osvaldo now We will beat Man City, Spurs and the Arsenal now" Do do do do do

Saints have been in the top flight for more of my life than they were in the lower leagues, and that applies to many, many others, so why the bloody moaning about gaps between games. I'd much rather wait to play a team like Sunderland in the Prem than witness a drab match against Walsall on a Tuesday.

The "do-do-do" melody in Miss You would be better. "do-do-do-d-d-do that's Osvaldo"

Dreadful.

Judging by the build of the majority of blokes who buy Saints related merchandise, you'd have been better off painting stripes on one of those rhino sculptures, pal.

Mayuka to start. ITK.

Have we signed Bierhoff yet? *yawn*

http://rudi.skacel.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/football_car_crash?location=Prague

From The News live feed: ...Beattie was already at Everton.

I hate articles littered with sub-clauses. Anyway, I think a lot of Saints fans will be disappointed if they think we'll finish top half.