Maggie May

Yeah, that's one of the worst things ever. When she said "keep coming" though - lol.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34545871

I can feel his dad's pain. I buy myself a present everyday as a thank you for being alive.

Why has Pelle prompted you to think this? The guy has been class at Saints since he joined.

No, you can't.

Everybody*

How insular can one person be?

I wonder how long his bit of fluff is going to hang around now...

Jeff Kenna FC

It's something called editing.

Is the Mars bar chant on it?

You should do it again and spew up on the youth in question. He is Satan now.

I hate it when this happens. It Mars the game.

Are the club's youngsters in the positions Martina and Yoshida not good enough or has Koeman reversed the philosophy of blooding youth? I'd rather they were given a chance to shine (obviously with the potential for it not to work) than rely on players where it is guaranteed they will not play well and coincide with a defeat.

Van Dijk is no Toby.

Same as Fonte's through ball to Van Persie last season.

Y doo dey doo dis, Spoderman?

Would have loved Bruno Metsu but, alas, he is now ratifying Carsten Janckner's transfer in the sky.

MICK WADSWORTH.

George boateng banging on about how their problems have stemmed from not appointing Koeman before Hiddink on SSN right now.

Hahahahahahahha

I remember it like it was yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away.

It's obvious he's going to get roundly booed. Not bothered about how good he is, I'd rather he'd left today.

Is the window over? Is it safe to go outside again?