Maggie May

Pretty sure Redknapp played Austin as a lone striker more often than not last season.

Droll.

I'm very wary of this signing. He didn't have the best goal scoring record at Hungerford. Tread with caution.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-move-steven-caulker-jurgen-7163104 lolwut

Worthy of a ban. He can't write, either.

Was anyone lucky enough to see him at Glastonbury in 2000?

Lol at the thought of delusional parents being angry about their kids not being good enough for Prem footy. Can imagine it now. "Ere Koeman, you know naafffing you caaahnt!! My tyro league team won the league playing 4-4-2 and players full of passion and commitment when I was a nipper!! Harry Reed's mum says he's the bee's knees!!"

It's only football, you weirdo.

2012 just called, it wants this post back.

James, stop spamming the board with your dull articles and website.

Typical deluded fan believing what they want to believe.

Everyone could see them winning a mile off within a minute of the second half kicking off. If we could see that, Koeman should have too and made the relevant changes to preserve the win.

You sound creepy.

Getting Aaron Martin back in January would be a good start.

Van Dijk* I mean

Kane goal: https://streamable.com/o8qp Van Dyke - GARBAGE.

Like what? I've seen this written a few times recently with no suggestion of what is wrong or foundations to back up the claim.

Patrice Tano.

This will be a very tough game. I can see Cabaye pulling the strings. I hope I'm wrong.

*****ITK KLAXON***** Saints new boss will be Scott Hiley. Shhhh. A Hiley controversial appointment.

AVB, if we can afford/he wants to come.

Tactics King Koeman couldn't even guide us past Danish European also-rans. That comp should've been the focal point of the season but we didn't even get there. Van Gaal is the better boss. Sure, he's spent over the odds on crap but the United of old is long gone and will take years to recover - if they ever will. Saints have looked class in some games this season, dreadful in others.

Can't believe I just read all of this thread.

Selling him in January with Euro 2016 on the horizon would be ludicrous.

Who wouldn't be if they were accosted by a stranger in the supermarket?