Maggie May

Absolutely - we moan about everything.

I’m all for giving new players the benefit of the doubt and more leeway in settling in to a new league. Can anyone recall a player in our recent history that started poorly and managed to turn it around? Mane, perhaps?

This. We spent loads on terrible players last season, who are still terrible a level lower.

We are drawing too many games. Why can’t we shake off how shite we become after taking the lead? It’s been an inherent issue for years. We looked like smashing Derby before going ahead, then just collapsed. It doesn’t make sense why we’re not looking to dominate from start to finish like Coventry are. We certainly have the players to do it.

For Downs!

We’re so poor.

It’s a terrible listen. The hosts seem like they hate each other. They’re also hypocritical when it comes to Saints. They’ll lay into us for something they’ll rave about for another side. They also highlight how much we’ve spent while conveniently ignoring we sold two of our best players for massive money. If it was any other club, they’d be a lot more positive. An insufferable listen.

Charlie Austin. Have we got another Paul Sturrock situation on our hands? That ended in disaster.

Nathan Jones flying with Charlton. Typical really.

Agent Azaz.

I’m going to put it out there. The performance against Liverpool was the best we’ve played in years.

He’ll come good.

Matterface with a disasterclass in commentary. Puel was our manager in the semi final win at Anfield, not Hasenhuttl. Fellows isn’t unavailable tonight - he’s on the bench.

I like Nathan Wood.

Meh.