Maggie May

Yeah, it was me. Go back on the account’s media far enough, you’ll realise it’s some weirdo now claiming to be Ally.

Still was my number one choice and I’m still backing him. But his quote from today about older players reverting to previous systems is the same excuse as Russell Martin’s “scar tissue” claim, which he’s vilified for up in Glasgow and was treated with the same disdain by this fan base. He needs to move away from that excuse sharpish. I still have lots of faith in him and this team. I think we’ll be really cooking soon. On paper, it’s been a pretty tough run in. Wrexham at home wasn’t a guaranteed banker, we played very well against Ipswich and Watford, and lost to a rejuvenated Stoke (which is the only real blip). Portsmouth are a good side and could be dark horses this season. Hopefully a lot of other fans share this optimism because we really need to back him.

Can’t believe they’ve got Sam Matterface commentating on ITV.

Parody account.

Richard Kone is a very shrewd signing for QPR.

Surely the best location for an entertainment venue is the old Leisure World site?

Will Still needs to go full Alan Ball and “give it to Scienza”.

He plays for Saints FC Plays for Saints FC Leo Scienza! (to Ultravox - Vienna)

It’s time for us to Command and Conquer with Red Jelert.

Ramsdale and Fernandes are big losses - but obvious ones. The rest were dreadful and we won’t miss them.

We’ve played five games… In our last Championship season, we were about to be thumped 5-0 by Sunderland and go on a four match losing streak. We’d won a couple but also drew 4-4 with Norwich. We’ve brought in a few excellent players that will improve us. It will click. Give it time.

It’s a shame. I had a song lined up to him to the words of T-Rex’s I Love to Boogie: Guilavougie, Guilavoguie, Guilavoguie, on a Saturday night.

First Brazilian-Luxembourgian to play for Saints?

Mate, we signed Fernandes from Sporting and Dibling went to Chelsea. Both bigger clubs than Everton and West Ham.

That’s the most annoying part of the Dibbling and Fernandes deals. Both going to mediocre clubs they’re far too good for.