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Eh? No corner after it hit a Cardiff player on the head? Dafuk is the ref on?

Don't understand the reason why it wasn't a penalty. Leg out, tripped him, missed the ball, ref right there. Incorrect decision imo.

I can understand our defending is rubbish, but we really should be scoring goals. We've recently started scoring again as a team, but tonight it's like we've reintroduced the headlight rabbit.

Nicely worked corner for a shot... oh.

It's like watching Spurs play a 5-a-side practice game.

Hmmm that's not good. 0-2 now

Watching Rose, I can see why he's currently preferred over Bertrand for England - energetic, pushy. Bertie is a bit lethargic and lackadaisical. Hopefully Ralph can get some energy & desire back into him cos he's a really good player when he's up for it.

Gabbi through with a half-chance and he... tries to back heel it??

Oh Armstrong! Ah, would've been offside anyway. What an effort from Hoj, though! Was that a save onto the post?

Agree. We are improving... but not nearly like we need to. Predictable in too many areas.

It's Jose-time... Cleared... and FT. 2-2 Phew!

Here's the chance... Aww skolbocks!

Blimey, Owen's chosen Redmond as MoM!

Be nice to nick a win for a change, rather than a defeat. +4 to be added on, apparently.

Ssh!

Decent effort. "Way wide" according to Michael Owen on BT. Does he hate us? He doesn't have many nice things to say about us.

Jeez, game's dragging. 2 minutes to decide if Shaw's on or off. No doubt that'll be doubled for 'Jose time' and they'll score the winner after +5 mins added on...

Yan Yan?

Good effort from Obafemi, today. Pace is a worry for most defenders. So. Gabbi. Come on, son!

Commentator keeps pronouncing Jan Valery's name 'Valerie'. Is that right? Thought it was 'Val-ehry'.

Shouldn't have been a yellow. Foul, yes. Vestergaard is slow, yes. Refs find it easy to give Saints players cards - been said before.

I thought the free kick was inside the 6 yard box.

2nd half. Man Utd just about up to the halfway line - Saints team camped entirely in our own half. Seriously?

And yet all the headlines are about Lukaku's first goal for 12 games. Huh!

They know they'll see goals. Am I right in thinking that's Cedric's first PL goal?