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Slattery on for Hoj

It'd be nice to see Ings get the winner.

We're making a lot of poor choices in possession. Giving it away in dodgy areas as a result.

Yep. I think JWP is meant to be the link AM, but not managing too well yet. Maybe Armstrong will get a chance later. Ooh Stephens got away with a bad one there.

Another good chance for Hoj. Good save.

He's on the pitch...

Good tackle, Stephens. We were poor giving the ball away first, though. Ooh headed chance for Hoj, just wide.

http://scienceandtechnology.xyz/15334/ From one of the Reddit links provided below. Scary watching it, though. Palace looking quick in attack.

Or hand them round

Murphy: "The best team won today." I have to disagree. Saints were much better for much of the game - just didn't take chances.

Ely so s l o o o w. Made a certain pass into a 50:50 for JWP.

Whoooof! That was close! Come on, Saints. Last kick winner...

Armstrong's got his heavy boots on today - can't control it.

Redmond needs to get the ball, ignore his team mates and do it all himself (with maybe Romeu beating up a few DC players on the way, like an American football blocker).

Murphy will be happy now. He's a fud.

Oh god here we go again!

Ding! Your wish is Ralph's command.

He's now supporting Redmond Athletic.

Redders! Beauty! Lovely little chip from a through-ball. Saints 2-0 Derby Again.

Yes! Armstrong. That's about as excited as I can get at the moment. Redmond's been the difference this half. Ooh Murphy questioning a decision... Dodgy reffing? VAR? Goal. 1-0

Mo is one of those players that it's a surprise when something goes well. Cedric can be a bit like that, too.

A bit better there, but we seem laboured, like we're not ready for the ball when it comes to us.

Now that would be good. Especially if it's a dodgy decision that VAR can't be involved in.

Pretty rubbish 1st half tbh. 2 sides playing poorly, VAR stealing the limelight, especially when Murphy goes on and on and on and on.... Flippin'eck, Jenas as well, now! Plus points: Johnson looking decent - good left foot. Crap attacking means Redmond more likely to come on; maybe also Gallagher. JWP actually looking decent (but still bottling the key moments). We haven't conceded. Murphy hates us & Jenas wants us to lose, so when we win it'll get it right up 'em hahahaaa!