Durleyfos

The kitchen wall. Or did you mean inside the fridge?

Don't miss those days one bit! Although Ollie falling out of bed at 3.30am didn't do much for my beauty sleep! Just waiting for the youngest to be potty trained and it's goodbye nappies!! Happy Days!

Yes they did, I was one of them! Good day out.

I have two boys, aged 4.5 and 23 months. Getting the snip next year, two is more than enough!

I love Joe Dolce for this alone. I hate the song 'Vienna'

Thanks, Red Alert.

What is the difference between what Suarez has done and what John Terry has done? How come the CPS are involved with the Terry - Ferdinand saga, but not the Suarez - Evra episode?

black armband sales have incerased 100% in Merseyside.

that is fantastic.

He nearly won a meaningful tournament.

lol at paper snobs.

I was watching IACGMEOH last night when Fatima Whitbread changed into a tiny bikini, started washing her masculine body with her big strong arms. I thought to myself "don't get an erection...don't get an erection..." But she did.

"Why have they erected a statue of Milan Mandaric?"

Blimey, here's a blast from the past. How ya doing mate?

I saw them at the IOW Festival a few years ago. Agreed, they are fantastic live.

I know Coldplay are very much a 'Marmite' band, you either love them or hate them. Anyone else got tickets for their tour next year? My missus just got two for the Emirates on June 4th. If you don't like them, please do not reply to this post. Thanks.

I can't decide if threads like this are the reason I love this forum, or the reason I hate it so much right now.

Stop****ingmygoat

He didn't even ask permission to get down from the table. That's a minute on the naughty step, right there.

Inbetweenerish.

I got mine yesterday.

I'm far too much of a wuss to have it done.

I was in a bar in town and it was getting late - got talking to this lady who was id say in her early fifties, started to flirt with me and then asked me if I had even been with a mum and her daughter before. I said no and she stroked my leg and said would I like to.... I said hell yeah, so we got into a taxi and headed back to hers. Got to her house and we went inside and she stood in the hall and shouted "Mother Im home....."

I should have learnt by now not to bother reading political threads as they always end up with the same posters throwing childish insults around and bigging up their own favourite political party.

"Awarded the OBE in 2003"