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No we don't.

What a fantastic read.

One of my brother in laws went and missed the birth of his daughter.

white wine spritzer.

I have two cousins who are coppers. One has a gun. Both top blokes.

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With or without their knowledge?

I'm surprised the new kit dosen't come with a black armband permanantly attached.

Anckle bracelets or toe rings (on teh wimminz, mostly)

Single glazed metal framed windows. Broken home appliances in the front garden. Garden walls kicked over. McKenzie worn as a designer label. People smoking roll ups.

I can't believe we didn't win this. CORTESE OUT... FFS...etc.

Anyone else going tonight? I can't wait! It's twisting my mellon, man!

West Ham - Forever blowing bubbles. Cardiff City - Forever blowing play offs.

I missed this little gem. Any idea what page I'll find it on?

Crack cocain.

Never left my kids alone, either. Wouldn't dream of it. There's something I don't like about the McCanns. I can't put my finger on it, there's just something.

Would it be OK to go dressed as a clown?

EastMidsBlue Tuesday, May 1, 2012 at 09:58 AM It must be such a dissatisfying felling for all the S(ummers that feel they have to post onto our site. Just think about it, top of the league all season, except at the time when it really mattered. Then you have to sit and watch two teams that finished a country mile behind you get their day out at Wembley in what is the richest game in world football. I don't even think there is a runners-up trophy ! You might get one of them where there two pices of glass with a plastic football on it, you know the ones they give out those that were'nt quite good enough to win anything, but did take part. Stick it with your paint-pot. So think of others at this challenging time, they have the memory of watching an open-top bus parade "Empty-Handed". Thats like us doing the same after we were beaten by Chelsea in our latest cup final, just wrong. Report Unsuitable Yep, I really wish we didn't get automatic promotion. What a tool.

Corriander Lounge. We got a bit rowdy and I threw up in my pint. Happy days. Only downside was some uppity bird giving us the evil eye. Birds, eh?

What made me laugh was they were the first ones singing "On the pitch" after the announcement to stay off the pitch at the final whistle!

Thank you. The words don't seem enough when written down. Gone but not forgotten.

Just voted and noticed you're getting married on my wedding anniversary!

Well said. +1

That has to be one of the best games I've seen in a long time. Question, was Gary Neville on the vinegar strokes when Torres scored his goal?

I've always said under 18's shouldn't be allowed to buy records.